Purlieu's Piss Palace

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

I have never made a girl squirt.  I have been pissed on, and I can assure you you'd know if it was piss.

Er, that's a story for another thread.

Go on...

[purlieu]

I've done worse.
Possibly.
I suppose it depends what you'd define as worse.

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

Shit, I guess.

I don't think piss is bad, really. I'm not experienced in the ways of wee, but I wouldn't rule it out.

[purlieu]

Haven't done shit, no.  I always said "anything as long as it doesn't involve shit or blood".  The answer came back "what about piss?" in a jokey way.  Then it was suggested seriously some time later.  Meh.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

In the words of Hugh Abbot, 'what's a bit of piss?'

[Zero Gravitas]

It doesn't count if a jellyfish is involved.

[vrailaine]

There's worse stuff on half the fruit & veg in supermarkets, to be fair, and you generally eat them.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Supermarkets?

[vrailaine]

It's like a shop, where you can buy groceries and shit.

[mcbpete]

I don't think you can buy shit there. I did ask last time I went to Asda but I got shunned....

[purlieu]

I think that's a Walmart thing.

[Goldentony]

Piss on my cunt

[Goldentony]

I FEEL A HUNGER

ITS A HUNGER THAT TRIES TO KEEP A MAN AWAKE AT NIGHT
ARE YOU THE ANSWER?
I SHOULDNT WONDER WHEN I CAN FEEL YOU WITH MY APPETITE

WITH ALL THIS POWER YOU;RE RELEASING
IT ISN;T SAFE TO WALK THESE CITY STREETS ALONE
ANTICIPATION IS WHAT IM FEELING
LETS FINE THE KEYS AND TURN THIS ENGINE ON

I CAN FEEL YOU BREATHIN
I CAN FEEL YOUR HEART BEAT FASTER

[Suttonpubcrawl]

Haven't done shit, no.  I always said "anything as long as it doesn't involve shit or blood".

What about menstrual blood?

[boxofslice]

Each to their own but I've never understood those who indulge in 'water sports'.  Urine smells and doesn't taste nice.

Are these conversations suitable for a Sunday?

[Cerys]

The thing about being pissed on is that it presumably feels like being gently massaged with a stream of warm water.  On the down side ... it's piss.

[biggytitbo]

Good if you have athletes foot though so not all bad.

[Cerys]

Is that really true?  I've never had athlete's foot.  My tits keep getting in the way.

[Welshy]

If it's vaginal discharge you want discussing, i'm your man. I've tasted the lot - Menstrual blood, ejaculate, thrush, amniotic fluid and yes, more than my fair share of lovely golden piss. Indeed, I think female piss is probably my all time favourite bodily secretion.

I suppose my attitude might change if any of the above actually made an appearance during the sexual act though.

[falafel]

The thing about being pissed on is that it presumably feels like being gently massaged with a stream of warm water.  On the down side ... it's piss.

Yip - always wondered why people don't just go have a shag in the shower. I would mainly be concerned about my sheets and mattress. Ugh.

[purlieu]

What about menstrual blood?

Stains sheets like a bastard.