I AMS MORE PATRIOT THAN YOU

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I think the council should be murdered with spears.

[sirhenry]

Seeing as LadyHenry didn't get in, I'd agree with you wholeheartedly.

[Johnny Yesno]

His appearance is comical and while that's obviously not the nicest thing to be doing, it's not like I'm standing out a mile.

"Everyone else is doing it" is not really an excuse for mocking someone, though, is it? If you think you're right to do so that should be enough.

I think I did a reasonably funny job of it. I know you disagree...

Okay, I get the eye thing. Weird displays of patriotism are funny. But can you explain why the guy would have a funny voice in the second picture again? I don't get it.

[purlieu]

Because he looks kind of leery and creepy, surely?

[Johnny Yesno]

Because he looks kind of leery and creepy, surely?

Oh, okay. The text looks more lolcats than Leslie Phillips, which is why I didn't get it.

[biggytitbo]

Don't apologize S, you've done nowt wrong. Some people are just obsessed with injured or dead soldiers like they're Jesus or something. I mean its getting so bad that you can't even have a runny dump on the local war memorial without the usual suspects complaining.

[dr_christian_troy]

Don't apologize S, you've done nowt wrong. Some people are just obsessed with injured or dead soldiers like they're Jesus or something. I mean its getting so bad that you can't even have a runny dump on the local war memorial without the usual suspects complaining.

A ladyfriend and I once got drunk, sat on the nearby War Memorial and, as the kids say, 'made out'. It was past midnight, but either way I did feel more than a tad immoral about the whole thing. I imagine if it happened as traffic passed during the day, it wouldn't have gone down well.

But then again, neither did she.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

It's not OK to mock a man who has a glass eye.

It is OK to mock a man who needs a glass eye, and decides to have a Union Jack one.

[Jack Shaftoe]

It's not OK to mock a man who has a glass eye.

It is OK to mock a man who needs a glass eye, and decides to have a Union Jack one.

Agreed, I did laugh at the HELLOES MISTER PRINCE thing, because putting a Union Jack on your false eye makes you look like a div, frankly. Although to be fair, someone should have said 'no, you'll look like a div'. Actually, surely someone could just have told him they'd done it?

Jack Shaftoe wishes it to be known that he himself has facial prosthetics (two false teeth after a non-Iraq-related bicycle accident) and thus will accept no comebacks or returns.