Create a T-Shirt slogan for me to wear

[rudi]

Ziggy's one. It are funny.

[Goldentony]

[Nik Drou]

Are they the front and back of the same T-shirt?

[purlieu]

I vote for HELLOES MISTER PRINCE.

[boki]

I've decided I'm going to have one made saying 'SLAAAAG' in that retro flock lettering.  Yeah.

[tater pie]

I like the 'cold shit' one, also despite the fact that I don't get the reference (Shaft didn't help).

Ooh or the CaB one "Like the man off Come Dine with Me, except even MORE sarcastic".

[Small Man Big Horse]

Ah, it started off so well, eh? Some superb slogans were created, some of which I know took hours to painstakingly create, and then it all fell apart when the voting began. Just like a real election, eh?! </piss poor satire>

Anyhoo, we have a tie between:

R.I.P.
Bruce Forsyth
1928-2010

and

'THAT WAS SOME COLD SHIT THROWING MY MAN LEROY OUT THE WINDOW!!"

So whoever places the next vote for either one of those will decide the outcome!

[ThickAndCreamy]

R.I.P.
Bruce Forsyth
1928-2010

It probably will lose it's humour when he actually dies this year though and he WILL DIE, I promise. Just copy ziggy's design and you'll have a near perfect t-shirt.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Thanks for that T&C! Right, I'm off to Cafepress to no doubt confuse them all a bit. :)

[Goldentony]

T&C when i find YOU i am GOING to throw YOU out the window. It WILL certainly be SOME cold SHIT.

[Zero Gravitas]

[HappyTree]

I once made a t-shirt that said "I once bought a stuffed woodpecker in Chipping Norton" in French (Une fois j'achetai un pic empaillé à Chipping Norton). It is a line from Reginald Perrin's uncle that I thought random enough to raise an eyebrow, but in fact most of the discussions revolved around whether I had used the correct past tense.

[mook]

You did.