I'm more offensive than you

[Santa's Boyfriend]

I've been there, it's shocking.

[gmoney]

You've got that sort of gag down pâté.

[Big Jack McBastard]

I just ate a delicious dinner of orphans eyeballs and shat the resultant mess back into their still weeping sockets, I had to, as I'd clogged up my toilet earlier in the day with bangers and mash hand picked from nearby train station lavvies.

[the midnight watch baboon]

I have the formula for GIANTPUPPYGROW!!! and I aint sharing it no sir not ever. Probably more mean than offensive.