Phil The Greek In Hospital

[idunnosomename]

BBC triumphant. We now go live to Nicholas Witchell masturbating. Take that Meghan you fucking witch.

[BlodwynPig]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56278445

Fucker's gonna live isn't he?

Do the NHS usually carry out heart procedures on nonagenerians?

Arch-gremlin sneer

[idunnosomename]

Imagine what his heart must look like. An oozing prune.

[Icehaven]

Imagine what his heart must look like. An oozing prune.

Nah he's probably had a new one, ripped fresh from the living donors they keep in the tower.

[JaDanketies]

Can't believe when my dad was carking it from infections and heart problems at 64 they gave us all that shit about how medical interventions would be dangerous and surgery is tougher for old people and he would have a poor quality of life if he came out of it anyway, but Prince Phillip has a similar problem at 99 and they just roll out the adrenal glands from terrified virgin children, pump him with adrenachrome, and he's back to fitness.

[idunnosomename]

Can't believe when my dad was carking it from infections and heart problems at 64 they gave us all that shit about how medical interventions would be dangerous and surgery is tougher for old people and he would have a poor quality of life if he came out of it anyway, but Prince Phillip has a similar problem at 99 and they just roll out the adrenal glands from terrified virgin children, pump him with adrenachrome, and he's back to fitness.

so did he pull through? this shit makes me so angry. a society a child could see is fucking nonsense.

though imagine if liz carked it this weekend lol

[Marner and Me]

Can't believe when my dad was carking it from infections and heart problems at 64 they gave us all that shit about how medical interventions would be dangerous and surgery is tougher for old people and he would have a poor quality of life if he came out of it anyway, but Prince Phillip has a similar problem at 99 and they just roll out the adrenal glands from terrified virgin children, pump him with adrenachrome, and he's back to fitness.

Be careful that is boarding on QAnon

[JaDanketies]

so did he pull through?

nope

[Blue Jam]

Imagine spending a year on the Covid frontline then being told you're getting a measly 1% payrise before having to give that rich old fucker a bed bath.

[idunnosomename]

Bummer. Sorry.

Of course this wont be done on the NHS, he'll have his own diamond-encrusted insurance

[Blue Jam]

He's in an NHS hospital. And one way or another we're paying for it.

[Butchers Blind]

Just smash his brittle bones to bits with a mallet and be done.

[Alberon]

We're always paying for them any which way.

We'll even have to pay for his funeral.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Apparently he's back in the private gaff again.

[idunnosomename]

i hope it's wood-panelled and underneath six feet of soil

[dissolute ocelot]

He's not safe yet. Post operation complications are common, he's already got one iatrogenic infection, and there's a reason normal 99 year olds wouldn't get this procedure, he's an old man and very weak.

The whole thing has the air of one of those films about King George III or the French monarchy: lots of doctors panicking like crazy because none of them wants to have the prince die on them, so they keep passing the buck, recommending more and more ridiculous treatments, passing him around from place to place. Doubtless he'll be shoved out the door quickly into some other bed somewhere fancier and more luxurious, and yet almost certainly worse.

TLDR: just die!

[Sherringford Hovis]

Drinking a pint of mercury, munching a hearty radium sandwich and a tobacco-smoke enema cured a variety of ailments when he was a boy. Doctors need to get traditional.

[thecuriousorange]

They have a highly-publicised hospital trip every few years to convince us he's not a robot.

[Butchers Blind]

Just left hospital... alive!

[imitationleather]

I'm never going to hope again.

[Cuellar]

Bastard

[idunnosomename]

Horrible.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'm never going to hope again.

Gilted-life Greeks won't lose their heart rhythm
Though we're never going to dance again
Like we did when we were sure he was through-ough

[pigamus]

Just left hospital... alive!

Citation needed

[thecuriousorange]

Duke: "What did I miss?"

[SteveDave]

Just left hospital... alive!

I'd say that's debatable.

[SpiderChrist]

Holy shit.

Edit: Unholy shit.

[imitationleather]

I can't believe they wasted a load of baby hearts for that.

[idunnosomename]

someone on the radio just said he looked "remarkably well" if "a bit tired, which is understandable".

[Thomas]

he looked remarkably well if a bit tired, which is understandable