Phil The Greek In Hospital

[BlodwynPig]

conspiracy. hes already dead. i think he died a couple of weeks ago actually. i have my sources.

getting tired of this, same every year "oooh he's not at the Christmas mass, must be dead"...2 weeks later he's stepping out with Brucie and mates for a night on the raz.

[idunnosomename]

I've just ordered a £300 beer to celebrate his centenary!

down the hatch aye

[Butchers Blind]

Hoping to see him back behind the wheel of his Land Rover.

[Captain Z]

How far behind?

[BlodwynPig]

I've heard he's busy designing a special 'hearse' Land Rover for his funeral. Lad's planning ahead!

[Ferris]

I've heard he's busy designing a special 'hearse' Land Rover for his funeral. Lad's planning ahead!

Some joker was on Twitter saying they'd hearse him in a land rover. Just tasteless.

You must be the one spreading these tasteless so-called "jokes".

[BlodwynPig]

Just heard from a good pal close to Nick Witchell that they're going to hearse him in a land rover when his time is up!

[Ferris]

Despicable. Reported.

[Butchers Blind]

Seen that stuff he's said about 'slitty eyes'. He's going to have to resign.

[BlodwynPig]

Seen that stuff he's said about 'slitty eyes'. He's going to have to resign.

Which of the three TV channels was that on?

[Blue Jam]

I hear he's hosting SNL next week. Just to own the Libs.

[touchingcloth]

Can't believe he's outlived Michael Collins. He's seeing off the entire Apollo programme.

[TrenterPercenter]

down the hatch aye

fuck sake

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pulls through.

[poodlefaker]

reported to be "in good spirits"

[JamesTC]

He must be doing well considering he was released from hospital. They don't do that if you are still ill.

[Ferris]

He must be doing well considering he was released from hospital. They don't do that if you are still ill.

Only sent him there out of "an abundance of caution" in the first place, and he's out already?

He's gonna be fine.

[Mr Farenheit]

He was buried out of an abundance of caution.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

This idiot dead yet.

[touchingcloth]

He must be doing well considering he was released from hospital. They don't do that if you are still ill.

This was an incorrect report apparently. They're still keeping him in for observation, but seem hopeful that he'll be out in time for his favourite Eid.

[BlodwynPig]

This was an incorrect report apparently. They're still keeping him in for observation, but seem hopeful that he'll be out in time for his favourite Eid.

tut, next they'll be telling us that Windsor Castle burned down and that Saddam is pointing massive nukes at us.

[shiftwork2]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

as Philip hinted to MI6 in 1997

[JesusAndYourBush]

Just heard from a good pal close to Nick Witchell that they're going to hearse him in a land rover when his time is up!

My favourite Prince Charles clip is the one where him and his sons are posing for the cameras and Nicholas Witchell is there and a sensitive boom mic picks up Charles saying "I hate that man... I really hate him!"

[idunnosomename]

I mean he just said it to camera, sure he knew they could pick it up if not lip-read

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-charles-rude-comment-harry-21885516

witchell looks like an awful leprose cunt there and wills aint even bald yet!

[touchingcloth]

My favourite Prince Charles clip is the one where him and his sons are posing for the cameras and Nicholas Witchell is there and a sensitive boom mic picks up Charles saying "I hate that man... I really hate him!"

I think I have a memory that the word "ghastly" is used in that clip (ski trip, right?). Just wanted to make a note of that before looking up the clip.

UPDATE: the word "ghastly" is not used, but look at the cunts:



What are they wearing? Cowboy boots and boiler suits? Cool.

Sad news about Phil, though. Chin up, old boy.

[shiftwork2]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[BlodwynPig]

He's said to be thrilled to bits to have the new Royal Yacht named after him.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

This twat still going?

[Butchers Blind]

Heard he's up and about, joking with nurses.