List of active Boswegos

[Cuellar]

Looking to update my records re active Boswegos. So far I've got:

Gloylot
Lionel
Humbolt
Porknell
Chauntcey
Arthur Pipkin

Unconfirmed:

Captain???
Lt Col G (Gloylot?)

Thanks

[badaids]

Do you mean Group Captain T'Chaka Boswego DFC?

[Cuellar]

Could be - all info on Cpt Boswego comes from the folk song O Captain Boswego, as performed by @pancreas

[Cuellar]

Forgot Susan, mother of Porknell

[PlanktonSideburns]

Hugo

[popcorn]

Humbolt retired in 2022, said he was "done with the scene"

and really none has earned retirement more than Humbolt

[Cuellar]

👍

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Lumbago Boswego (President of the Botswana Boswego branch)

Steve Boswego (currently resides in Luton, England. Maybe part of an elite Boswego sleeper cell unit. Suggest careful monitoring and surveillance)

Joey Boswell (aka Jontus Boswego) Approach with caution. Subject may become flight risk if true Boswego status is revealed.

[Russ L]

Always-Chewing Ken was the greatest of all Boswegos and we're all the worse for his tragic passing.

[popcorn]

Always-Chewing Ken was the greatest of all Boswegos and we're all the worse for his tragic passing.

was sad to hear of course but IMO he was always more of someone who wanted to be seen as a Boswego rather than someone who contributed much

sorry if this offends

[Russ L]

was sad to hear of course but IMO he was always more of someone who wanted to be seen as a Boswego rather than someone who contributed much

sorry if this offends

Oh here we go.  The Occasional-Chewing Barry lobby and their usual semi-digested arguments.

[popcorn]

Oh here we go.  The Occasional-Chewing Barry lobby and their usual semi-digested arguments.

I feel the tone of my post was respectful but surprise surprise Ken's minions immediately make things ugly. if you want to get into the real talk fine, buckle up.

If you look at Ken's output over the last 15-20 years it's pretty obvious it is just hype. nothing lasting. Even the stuff in Brazil Ken basically only did because Humbolt was there to babysit (and even that was before the heyday of the Porknell / Chauntcey / Porknell's mum dream team which makes everything Ken did pale in comparison)

The always-chewing thing was a gimmick nothing more nothing less.

[badaids]

To give him his full birth name and title: The Right Honourable Russ Abbott, 5th Viscount Boswego.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

You know a large number of Boswego escaped to South America after the second world war? There's entire towns in rural Brazil of Boswego descendants, where Boswego customs and food are celebrated. The Brazilians even have a name for these descendants. They call them "Boswego".

[Fambo Number Mive]

I always enjoy reading Carol Boswego's blog.

[Russ L]

I feel the tone of my post was respectful but surprise surprise Ken's minions immediately make things ugly. if you want to get into the real talk fine, buckle up.

If you look at Ken's output over the last 15-20 years it's pretty obvious it is just hype. nothing lasting. Even the stuff in Brazil Ken basically only did because Humbolt was there to babysit (and even that was before the heyday of the Porknell / Chauntcey / Porknell's mum dream team which makes everything Ken did pale in comparison)

The always-chewing thing was a gimmick nothing more nothing less.

Disgusting.  Simply disgusting.

You use the phrase "baby" "sit"  given what we know of Ken's death?

I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Ferris]

was sad to hear of course but IMO he was always more of someone who wanted to be seen as a Boswego rather than someone who contributed much

sorry if this offends

fuck you

[popcorn]

Boswegone

😂😂😂

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Someone care to tell me what the FRIG is going on here? You can't just put Boswego into a fancy capsule and put it on a shelf.

[shoulders]

G-Boz

[Shaxberd]

I was going to say Gabbitas Boswego, but on checking Wikipedia I see that he was caught and compromised to a permanent end by Navy SEALs in late 2022.

I believe however that Catsmeat Boswego is still active and was recently spotted in an unpopular nightclub in Johannesburg.

[popcorn]

I was going to say Gabbitas Boswego, but on checking Wikipedia I see that he was caught and compromised to a permanent end by Navy SEALs in late 2022.

that's the cover story. he went rogue... fell off the system. apparently he lost his memory

[Ferris]

Nolly "Prinz" Boswego also still at large. Rumoured to be lying low in Croydon.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Divock Boswego - went into abeyance towards the back end of last year but planning to become active again 'when the clocks go forward'.

Gladys Boswego - has failed to pay dues to any of the recognised guilds for some time now, but rumoured to be operating under an assumed name on the Cartmel Peninsula.

[Ferris]

A lot is said about the so-called "underground" Boswego scene but frankly it sounds like a tabloid moral panic.

"Oooh Big Billy Boswego is rumoured to be operating on the backyard scene" personally I reckon it's complete bollocks. I'll believe it when I see it.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Someone care to tell me what the FRIG is going on here? You can't just put Boswego into a fancy capsule and put it on a shelf.

Boswellic acid + egg shell membrane + astaxanthin?

This has got Hector R Boswego written all over it, I'm afraid. Better note him down as 'active (potentially delinquent)'.

[Glebe]

Minotaur Boswegos (there's more than one).

[Shaxberd]

Minotaur Boswegos (there's more than one).

Not to be confused with the Miniature Boswego - only one of him but he certainly gets about. Doesn't help that he also lives in a labyrinth.

[pancreas]

Sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but seeing as this is important—whole planet bummed to death, dogshits and pterodactyls etc etc—the correct plural is Bosweghi.

[pancreas]

Also, you forgot Harriet Boswego.