The best meal I've ever eaten (you won't believe it)

[Midas]

lovely jubbly

[Glebe]

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Slurp! Sloo!

[idunnosomename]

Whats the matter babe you haven't touched your fish fingers and three blunts

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Whats the matter babe you haven't touched your fish fingers and three blunts

"no artificial colours"

oh fucking right im sure the horses hooves went that colour on their own when you boiled them, through the magic of britain

[Ferris]

Whats the matter babe you haven't touched your fish fingers and three blunts

I'm fascinated by this. What is it?

[Bum Flaps]

Navalny's last meal?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

what dave bowman wouldve been eating in the hotel room at the end of 2001

[Video Game Fan 2000]

i hope the plate is gummy too

[idunnosomename]

I'm fascinated by this. What is it?

they're boiled sweets basically. 35 quid.

https://hameschocolates.co.uk/heritage-tourism/heritage-souvenir-rock-candy-novelty-plates/novelty-rock-british-fish-finger-and-chips-plate-x-outer-of-18

isn't the only natural red food colouring made from crushed beetles? makes you think.

[Ferris]

jesus christ

[Chollis]

Please note:  We always pack our rock to the best of our ability; however, rock is fragile

is it FUCK

[idunnosomename]

this one looks like a '90s video game character with attitude

[Video Game Fan 2000]

is it FUCK

"what shall we name this fragile sweet we just invented by folding sugar to make it hard?"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

they're boiled sweets basically. 35 quid.

not even fucking gummy

straight to the boiled sweet suicide booth for me

this one looks like a '90s video game character with attitude

looks like when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror after puking in the sink

also fucking donuts and éclairs? a pastry with a é in it, a really british é i expect

[Theoretical Dentist]

Yet when Sicilians do this with marzipan everyone goes on about it like it's some UNESCO-listed item of edible cultural heritage.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Yet when Sicilians do this with marzipan everyone goes on about it like it's some UNESCO-listed item of edible cultural heritage.

imagine taking a cricket bat to that lot while the godfather theme plays, slow motion tears down italian faces as the look up the destruction wrought and realise they'll never be british

[Brian Freeze]

Its ok, you can leave them a stick of rock with CUNT written through it to make up for it.

They are on the middle shelf, just to the right of the girls names. Near Jessica I think.