You like

[Midas]

You like listening to boring men monotonously enthusing about striped headbands and blind debossing and antique coarse batchelor's flower paper made according to the specifications of william morris used in 1930s private press publications of pastoral english woodcut scenes

[Midas]

You do

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

To the point of hiring some tramps to play a fake camera crew, a prostitute to play my competitor, and pretending to film an episode of Antiques Roadtrip in my local quaint pastoral antiques shop.