Your favourite types of farts

[Fambo Number Mive]

What types of farts do you generally do, and what types of farts do you enjoy doing the most?

I generally do long relatively noisy farts but sometimes do smelly farts. I usually only fart when I'm on my own where I live, and I love doing a series of long relatively noisy farts, squeezing out three or four in one go. Although I also enjoy doing meaty-smelling farts.

I very rarely do silent farts.

[Mr Banlon]

The ones that the gut implies are going to be majestic rolling-thunderers and then turn out to be guinea pig squeeks.

[touchingcloth]

H.S. Fart

[Shaxberd]

My father's farts were musical, a clear crisp parp every time. Alas my own guts prefer to deliver their payload in silence, slipping out like a sulphurous thief in the night.

[badaids]

Anyone vote for anything other than 'other' in this thread then there'll be hell to pay.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

fanny

[Ray Travez]

The One With The Blackout

The One Where Ross Kills A Priest

The One Where The Nazis Win World War 2

[idunnosomename]

Only the eggiest guffiest of grunters

Guffs like grunters never grunted before

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

And it comes out slowly and sounds like a piece of imploring election rhetoric by Sir K.