List every episode of Hollyoaks

[Fambo Number Mive]

The one where Dodger and Lee wore each other's skin for a bet.

[Chollis]

The one with Tony in it

[FeederFan500]

The one where the viewer is supposed to believe a man living at the top of a nightclub near Chester is an actual gangster.

[Norton Canes]

1

[FeederFan500]

Various members of the family have left for pastures new but - what's this? Myra has a nephew previously unspoken about mysteriously turn up and we have another McQueen to add to the show.

[Captain Z]

The one where Bombhead blew up the cafe

[jobotic]

The other one with Tony in it

[Cleveland Steamer]

The one where PJ shot himself in the anus with an air gun and then toured it across Teesside as "PJ and the funnel of death".

[Cleveland Steamer]

The one where Tom Christ stuck ham dolls on the church railings and in the morning the pub burned down.

[Cleveland Steamer]

The one where Minstrel Earl got out of the basement and ended up at a Nazi wedding that Geoff had accidentally agreed to compere on a derelict camping site.

[FeederFan500]

Young blonde accuses young brunette of being a "slapper".

Brunette looks confused as nobody says that in real life, but after getting the idea calls the blonde a "frigid cow" in reply.

[Cleveland Steamer]

The one where Meth Teeth beat a monkey to death under the hot pitiless spotlights of the police choppers while Geoff cried into his pullover.

[The Dog]

2006 Michaelmas Special

[Senior Baiano]

Blonde woman worries that her boyfriend who is mostly a decent sort is getting in too deep with a local gangster

[Huxleys Babkins]

Kurt Benson head fall of

[Norton Canes]

2

[frajer]

The one where a famous celebrity came to Hollyoaks for the grand re-opening of Tony's restaurant, but the special celebrity guest actor pulled out at the last minute, so it was just a cat with a sequin jacket on

[frajer]

The one where a UFO abducted the entire town but only probed Tony

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

Vaguely remember the 1st episode of G1. Hebrew Priest made 90's wideboy everylad golem who became Jambo. Pretty brunette who is nowadays in adverts returned from Za' Ha'Dum after the Vorlons told her she'd only live for ten years.

[Fambo Number Mive]

When Nancy and Justin dressed up as Little and Large for the village fancy dress party.

[frajer]

That one where Tony played too much Red Dead Redemption and started lassoing his customers and only serving them beans

[Fambo Number Mive]

The one based on the plot of A Serbian Film

The one where everyone discovered Only Fools and Horses for the first time and Ross and Gilly spent the day collecting the suitcase from the van to express women.

The one where a character turned out to be a reality TV star to crosspromote some other wank.

[Senior Baiano]

The one I saw them doing some filming for at the Waterloo end of Crosby beach

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Liverpool Man Dem

[FeederFan500]

The one where everyone discovered Only Fools and Horses for the first time and Ross and Gilly spent the day collecting the suitcase from the van to express women.

Do you mean Rhys?


My favourite absurd plotline from the actual show was his girlfriend's mum seducing him to prove how much of a snake he was. Gloriously batshit.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Hollyorcs - LOTR Special, January 2002. Tony dressed as.. I dunno, fucking Sauron or something. I don't watch it.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Hollyoaks vs Brookside: The Quickening

[Fambo Number Mive]

Do you mean Rhys?


My favourite absurd plotline from the actual show was his girlfriend's mum seducing him to prove how much of a snake he was. Gloriously batshit.

Yes, Rhys. An absolute shit of a human being, though I found Gilly far more irritating.