evil mummy on the loose shagging the pyramids

[Goldentony]

been speaking to experts and its beinhg said that the most holistic solution is shoot the cunt in the face

[pancreas]

Nice mummy, loves his kids, shags his pyramid.

[shoulders]

Reenact this scenario at home by cunting a bog roll at a toblerone. If you don't have a toblerone dress a kid up as a fucking prick

[Mr Eggs]

The world is flat with no corners or angles.

[Goldentony]

The world is flat with no corners or angles.

evil mummy fucked angles into earth

[bgmnts]

If I were a mummy, i'd fondle a pyramid's arse, maybe their thighs, but Nefertiti's.

[The Mollusk]

Is there such thing as a non-evil mummy, like benevolent mummy? Even just indifferent or neutral mummy would be good, try and get some balance back to the world seeing as this pyramid shagging business is seemingly going unchecked for months now

[idunnosomename]

Your mummy

[Goldentony]

Is there such thing as a non-evil mummy, like benevolent mummy? Even just indifferent or neutral mummy would be good, try and get some balance back to the world seeing as this pyramid shagging business is seemingly going unchecked for months now

all nutters so far from experience, cant be a coincidence that every one weve resurrected or sent to space has gone mad for sex

[The Mollusk]

God remember that mummy that fucked the ISS so hard it moved a few inches and for a couple minutes the connection to the earth base was lost, they won't be making that mistake again. When the transmission came back online the first thing they heard was MMMUURRRGGGHHHH, fucking mummy blowing his dusty old beans, really embarrassing.

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I remember once eating the bandages off a mummy and underneath there was a tuna sandwich from yesterday.

Explain that one away, egyptologists such as get carter