The return of the Sossin!

[Glebe]

Good old Sossie the Sossin! Whether he's sizzling on the pan or snugglin' in a sandwich, you can always really on him to raise a smile! Hiya Sossie mate!



"Hiya folks, I'm back!"

[Replies From View]

alright sossin mate


do you do anti-redundancy jokes?

[poo]

Hiya

[BlodwynPig]

I will slice you!

[Glebe]

"Good soss to you all, heh!"

[hamfist]

Loved his magic show, The Great Sossini

[The Dog]

Great news! Thought he was killed in that crash.

[Replies From View]

from the frying pan into the fire right, haha!

[Glebe]

from the frying pan into the fire right, haha!

Nah mate he snuggled up in a sandwich for a bit then legged it when the man went to eat him.

[Replies From View]

Nah mate he snuggled up in a sandwich for a bit then legged it when the man went to eat him.

so what did the man end up eating

[Glebe]

so what did the man end up eating

2xslices of buttered bread.

[Replies From View]

ah right

[The Dog]

Gave a motivational speech at a conference I attended. He was really funny, loads of great anecdotes, and got a big round of applause, but then one of the delegates came at him with a bap.

[Glebe]

Gave a motivational speech at a conference I attended. He was really funny, loads of great anecdotes, and got a big round of applause, but then one of the delegates came at him with a bap.

He escaped, going "Glumph!" down a laneway.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Hello Sos! What's your pork content, you little cunt? Do you contain rusk?

[Bazooka]

Poor Sossin was used as a scapegoat during the horse meat scandal.

[Replies From View]

narcissist parents, scapegoated child


grew up to be the boy who cried wolf, then as punishment was sluiced up to become sausage




all fair and good I say.  moral of the boy who cried wolf:  we don't touch our penis unless it is after 5.40pm

[Replies From View]

10 is it after 5.40pm
20 if no then goto 10
30 if yes then print YOU MAY TOUCH OUR PENIS
40 goto 10

[Glebe]

Hello Sos! What's your pork content, you little cunt? Do you contain rusk?

"Mate, they all contain rusk by the time etc."

[Replies From View]

I know this will be a controversial matter but I absolutely hate the sossin and am wondering whether anyone would like to join my anti-sossin membership club.

[wosl]

Well I shan't join.  Sossers!  How are you squire?  SSOSSSSS

[wosl]

He's starting to get on my nerves now, tbh. Could I have an application form?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

A Sossin's Creed

[wosl]

[Replies From View]

He's starting to get on my nerves now, tbh. Could I have an application form?

Sent

[Huxleys Babkins]

When I look back upon breakfast,
It's always with indigestion,
This little twat's the one to blame,
It's ah, it's ah, it's ah,
It's Sossin.

[pancreas]

Soy sauce + hoi sin

[Glebe]

I'm both thrilled an disappointed at many of the reactions to the official 'The Return of the Sossin'.

[Replies From View]

They are simply truthful reactions.  I only tell the truth and the truth is this:  I hate the sossin with every womb of my mum.  I do!  There, I said it!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

🎵🎵🎵 (Return of the Sos) Once again
               (Return of the Sos) Top of the world
               (Return of the Sos) Watch my flow
               (You know that I'll be back) Here I go 🎵🎵🎵