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MATTER OF FACT THE BEATLES GET BACK

Started by madhair60, December 01, 2021, 10:39:34 AM

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madhair60

George: I am leaving the band.

John/Ringo/Paul: Right, see ya.

George: I have rejoined the band.

John/Ringo/Paul: Right, hullo George!

shoulders

George: This band is a band, a musical band

Paul: That it is, George of the Instruments. That it is.

Glebe

PAUL: I feel like I'm the only one who's arsed.

GEORGE: I'll play exactly what you order me to play or not at all if that's what you what whatever makes you happy cigs.

JOHN: Alright lads me and Yoko spent all last night building a weird installation so once again I have written no new songs!

RINGO: *quiet*

wosl

Pete: Alright lads

John: Hi Pete

Paul: Howdo Pete

George: Wotcha Pete.  D'you want to rejoin the band?

Pete: Yeah okay

Ringo: There you go, Pete.  Right, ta-ra

John, Paul, George and Pete: Bye

FredNurke

Quote from: Glebe on December 01, 2021, 03:20:37 PMPAUL: I feel like I'm the only one who's arsed.

Fun fact: the earliest recorded use of the expression 'can't be arsed' (where 'arsed' meaning 'bothered' originates) is in Hunter Davies' 1968 Beatles book, where he's reporting the words of... Paul McCartney.

(Lennon also says it elsewhere in the book.)

Glebe


Glebe

RINGO: Hurry up I'm making a film with Peter Sellers.

PAUL: I've got a feeling etc.


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Captain Z

Told you once before
and I won't tell you no more
get back
get back
get back

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- Glyn Johns you sure do look like Cillian Murphy from off of Batman Begins

- Why thank you

Mr Farenheit

RINGO: Anyone want a drink?
GARY BARLOW KRISHNA: Did somebody say 'wine'?

Ferris

George: I am going to smoke a cigarette indoors

John: as will I

All: probably should ban this, shouldn't we? Not good for us I reckon

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- Hey, this one could be an anti Enoch Powell protest song

- Cracking idea John, okay 🎵 Two of Us bumming negroes 🎵

Ferris

George: perhaps we could get eric clapton to play some of his guitar on this song

All: no that isn't a very good idea, george of the beatles

George: yes fair enough what was I thinking

Ferris

Yoko:

John: yes exactly, yoko (not) of the beatles, that it is.

Glebe

CLAPTON: Hi guys heard you were recording oh fuck Lennon's got that yellow woman with him.