A blade that - yes, you guessed it - glows blue in the presence of wanking

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But it seems to have a fault in the sense that it is permanently glowing blue.

[Lemming]

It's still useful as a backup if your TOSHIBA™ WANKDETECTOR MK. VI runs out of charge. If you suspect there's wanking nearby, you can check the blade and see that yes, it's glowing blue. Granted it's always blue but there's still a chance it's glowingly correctly this time.

[popcorn]

[MrsWarboysLover]

this would be a useful tool for catholic parents to monitor their offspring's level of sinful activity, assuming the radius of the blade reaches across a standard household

[The Bumlord]

There's always someone wanking somewhere.

Me right now for instance

[MrsWarboysLover]

let us know how it goes

[The Bumlord]

Having a mare tbh

[Glebe]

BILBO: I think there are orcs near!

GANDALF: Nah mate go back to sleep it's just the dwarves knocking one out.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Alison Moyet considers rewrite.