First person to shit themselves wins a Pez

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And......





GO!!

[Glebe]

...Indeed Replies, and not just any Pez dispenser! You could be the lucky winner of tonight's star prize, a specially-created bald CaBber Pez!

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I actually didn't say "dispenser", but don't ruin it just yet.

[Glebe]

I actually didn't say "dispenser", but don't ruin it just yet.

Look mate if that's your attitude I'm not gonna do voiceover your weird game show anymore.

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Look mate if that's your attitude I'm not gonna do voiceover your weird game show anymore.

You can do the voiceover, I take no issue with the horrible sound of your voice, just stick to the agreed upon script.

[Glebe]

You can do the voiceover, I take no issue with the horrible sound of your voice, just stick to the agreed upon script.

That is not for you to decide. Ted Rodgers Jr. is the producer, remember? REMEMBER?

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That is not for you to decide. Ted Rodgers Jr. is the producer, remember? REMEMBER?

I hadn't forgotten that my show is produced by Ted Rogers Jr., no.  However what I suspect is that, viewing our credentials side by side, he'll recognise you as a bitter voiceover artist who was already expelled from Paul Daniels' Rank My Magical Tits on account of having an absolutely repugnant throat disorder and a tendency to invent prizes on the fly.

I would personally prefer to have a voiceover specialist who does not suddenly announce prizes that I cannot proffer.  Feel free to display these false prizes on stage without speaking about them, to passively tempt our contestants on the basis of their own assumptions.  But promising those prizes is barmy, and opens us (Ted Rogers Jr. and myself) up to a lawsuit.

[The Mollusk]

Trying my best to win this but it's really hard to perform with the entire forum watching me

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Trying my best to win this but it's really hard to perform with the entire forum watching me

Try to imagine we aren't looking directly at your eyes, but at the arse of your trousers.

[KaraokeDragon]

*straining*

[madhair60]

Just shit myself where's the pez

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Just shit myself where's the pez

Please email a photo of your pants to Glebe so it can be verified.

At once I will then furnish you with your prize of a Pez

[pancreas]

I just recreated this.



Pez please.

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Email your own recreation to Glebe, please, as above.


Quite honestly the Pez will be for the one person who came first in the race.  There will be no "multitude of winners" as you are beginning to imply.

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As yet nobody has sent their evidence to Glebe, so the race is still on to be the first to shit yourself.

[KaraokeDragon]

c...c'mon! hmmmmmmmngh! ಥ_ಥ

[canadagoose]

Can I shit yourself instead?

[Fishfinger]

I never win anything.

[Fishfinger]

It occurs to me that the first person to shit themselves was almost certainly Adam.

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It occurs to me that the first person to shit themselves was almost certainly Adam.

Not within this contest.


Nobody has yet sent any evidence to Glebe, by the way, so it's still up for grabs.  Keep trying to shit yourselves!

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Honestly, as far as I'm concerned if you're claiming to shit yourself half the work is done.  Why is it so hard to forward the evidence to an adjudicator?

[KaraokeDragon]

post plop clarity :\

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You've all done spectacularly badly at this, I must say.  How difficult can it possibly be to shit yourself and then send your evidence to an impartial adjudicator.