Heard a lot of folk slagging off gas lately

[shoulders]

Bang out of order, that is. Gas is a solid fuel source and maybe we should all take a moment to think where we'd each be if gas wasn't on the scene.

Cheers

[shlug]

"Think again Jimmy, you see the propellent in that gun was made from... yup you guessed it; gas!"

[Ferris]

Might have been calor gas? That's fucking shit so would be fair enough really.

[Replies From View]

"This here... this is made of... you got it in one:  gas."

[Huxleys Babkins]

Gas is a solid fuel source.

Check out this dunce!

[MrsWarboysLover]

Check out this dunce!

This got a big laugh from me

amazing that everyone's taken the high road and nobody made a fart joke. Well done everyone

[Spoon of Ploff]

and still the inert gases said nothing.

[shoulders]

Check out this dunce!

Dats da joooooke

[The Mollusk]

Name six or seven notable good things gas has ever done for me and maybe I'll give it a break. You can't though.

[shoulders]

- Heated your cock
- Heated your balls
- Heated your arse
- Heated your slave's cock
- Heated your slave's balls
- Heated your slave's arse

[The Mollusk]

Obviously you opted for six in the "six or seven" option. Pretty weak. Gas can do one.

[H-O-W-L]

I don't use it 'cos I don't know what it is.

[shoulders]

I don't use it 'cos I don't know what it is.

It's as Faithless described in their big song 'God is a gas'