Euphoria III: Despite the Times.

[Crenners]

Here's a giant mug of cocoa now fall asleep watching that Hammer movie while the rain patters against the window!

I got goosebumps.

[Fishfinger]

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[Glebe]

I got goosebumps.

[Glebe]

You have to eat your way out of a giant Haribo.

[Glebe]

Nestle explodes and their entire product range is handed over to an ethical company. Now you can enjoy Yorkie crumbs again without a guilty conscious!

[Glebe]

Here have a a huge plate of spag bol, hurrah!!

[Glebe]

Broken up Dime bars.

[Ferris]

Broken up crime gang behind bars.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

sorry to hear they broke up

[Glebe]

A delicious gargantuan mallow and it's all yours.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Your best mate offers you a bite of his apple.

[Vodkafone]

Broken up crime gang behind bars.

This is the same crime gang who lobbed £300k in used tenners out of the car window while being pursued by the cops, and which landed at your feet while you were having a wank in a field.

[Glebe]

Home from hols, kettle on.

[Vodkafone]

A mechanical error leads to the penny falls machine pushing them all over the edge for you

[Glebe]

A massive lemon sponge accidentally has a 24-carat diamond inside!

[Pink Gregory]

You crack a septuple yolker and all the local news are coming

[Vodkafone]

A massive lemon sponge accidentally has a 24-carat diamond inside!

That's no accident *WINKS*

[Glebe]

That's no accident *WINKS*

Cheers mate- jewel-stuffed Swiss roll winging your way!😉

[Vodkafone]

Cheers mate- jewel-stuffed Swiss roll winging your way!😉

Ban this sick filth

[Glebe]

Ban this sick filth

😏

[Glebe]

This ten grand that's accidentally been deposited in my account will come in handy for a spending spree, slap-up feed and smashing IMAX movie!

[Glebe]

Trevor McDonald makes you some crispy bacon.

[Sex Wax]

Watching the sunset from your Madeira loaf beanbag.

[Glebe]

Go on then have loads of free cash.

[Vodkafone]

Trevor McDonald makes you some crispy bacon.

Ooh yeah

[Glebe]

In addition he plates up y'brekky with that warm familiar smile, handing you your coffee with a jocular "And finally..."

[Vodkafone]

A remix of Don't Stop Moving by Living Joy, so that is now Don't Stop Moomin.

[pancreas]

Moved to such nosebleed by the latest episode of Repair Shop, you can now look forward to making a small black pudding for supper.

[seepage]

Wine merchant is too busy to collect those mis-delivered bottles to make it worth their while. Party on!

[Fishfinger]

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