Let's make Ferris cry

[popcorn]

Pretty standard for you not to grasp things isn't it Ferris ?

(Implying poor intelligence)

[Glebe]

'Grasping'! Very good, like it, like it! Like 'grasping' baseball bats! Know what mean nudge nudge say no moah!

[kalowski]

You little shit. You utter, utter worthless little shit.

[Ferris]

You little shit. You utter, utter worthless little shit.

Yeah but he's trying his best so give him a break.

[kalowski]

Yeah but he's trying his best so give him a break.

Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris.

[Ferris]

Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris. Ferris.

[kalowski]

He's defeated me with his effervescent buoyancy.

[popcorn]

Don't give up

We're wearing him down

[Glebe]

He's defeated me with his effervescent buoyancy.

And it's all thanks to Glebe Cola!

[pancreas]

Ferris, your mum called. She says she would prefer it if you 'simply ceased to exist'.

[Glebe]

Is he crying yet? Come on Ferris - get those tears out!

[kalowski]

Is he crying yet? Is he piss. He's like Thatcher: a stone lady not for any turning.

[Ferris]

To be honest lads I've had some friends staying with us for the last week so we've been eating steaks every night, drinking expensive wine in the sun and generally laughing our heads off.

[popcorn]

What are the chances of getting you to cry on the inside? We could get the crying started there and then work it to the outside.

[Ferris]

What are the chances of getting you to cry on the inside? We could get the crying started there and then work it to the outside.

Honestly?



Could give it a try I suppose.

[Glebe]

To be honest lads I've had some friends staying with us for the last week so we've been eating steaks every night, drinking expensive wine in the sun and generally laughing our heads off.

[popcorn]

I don't care if it takes 100 pages! I must have those tears.

[Ferris]

I'm game if you are!

[Glebe]

Weak as he is, no tears for you!

[kalowski]

RIP Roger Lloyd-Pack
8 February 1944 – 15 January 2014

[popcorn]

how's the mood today Ferris?

[popcorn]

a lot of bad stuff going in the world... war in Ukraine... global warming... record temperatures..... pretty upsetting stuff.....

[shiftwork2]

Oh good, this is continuing.

some friends

Ha ha ha ha yeah right Ferris, nice try

[Pink Gregory]

I loved you, Ferris.

Once.

[Ferris]

Really sorry lads, it's quite a nice day for me today so you'll have an uphill battle I'm afraid.

Check back Tuesday/Wednesday next week I reckon, it's unlikely I'll be miserable but I'll be at a lower ebb.

[popcorn]

He's lying. Putting on a brave face. He's ready to crack

[Ferris]

No, Thursdays are usually pretty good.

I'm in my little office most of the day drinking coffee and listening to music, then I have a conference later which will be an excuse to swipe some free stuff, meeting friends for lunch after, taking Ferris Jr to soccer practice & "pizza party" in the evening (so I don't have to sort dinner for him), then some other friends are going for drinks in my neck of the woods tonight and I said I might see them there (but might not). Got paid yesterday as well so I'm flush.

Monday afternoons or Tuesday mornings you'll have more joy I reckon.

[shiftwork2]

Protesting too much, we've got him!

[popcorn]

His lip is trembling I'm sure of it

[Glebe]

This should get those waterworks going!: