A pre-school picture book about how dads are all shite

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What an absolute wall-to-wall garbage of shite

Is your dad when he goes out to drink for the night

He comes back all stinking, and what do you know?

No sooner he's back than he's ready to go!



What a stupid old duffer

A lazy-edged fart

A thick head

A doofus

A wheel-before-cart!



We'll hate him forever

And rejoice in our song

Be ridden of stainage!

Be ridden of pong!

[Kankurette]

This is my dad
He makes me sad
I wish that he was dead
For when it's night
And I've turned out the light
He touches me in my bed