SEVEN MUST-TRY FOODS AT DISNEY LAND

[touchingcloth]

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20240310-a-local-food-writers-guide-to-finding-the-best-food-in-disney-world

This is scraping the barrel.

Barrel scrapings are probably fifth on the list just behind "sweets" and ahead of "chips", I dunno I haven't read it.

What next? My neighbours' tap water - ranked?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Just to be pedantic, it is Disney World not land and it's the same size as Reading so I think it probably does have proper food there

[Zero Gravitas]

I thought my sensitive eyes weren't allowed to see the tawdry submarining at bbc.com?

[poodlefaker]

I had a very good onglet and chips in a restaurant in Eurodisney* a few years ago, with a nice bottle of Chinon. At lunchtime your best bet is the merguez stall - shortest queue and best food.

*we went on the Chunnel.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

surely the only notable disneyland food is dolewhip and as delicious as it always look in pictures, i would not purchase it and shame anyone who did because its named after one of the most boycottable companies in the world

[Brian Freeze]

Is Turkey leg on the list?

Not checking, just guessing.

[touchingcloth]

Just to be pedantic, it is Disney World not land and it's the same size as Reading so I think it probably does have proper food there

If Reading were full of infantile morons and the vehicles all ran on tracks and the police and nurses all had animal heads. Same shit for young cunts.

Is Turkey leg on the list?

Not checking, just guessing.

No, but Florida leg is.

[Inspector Norse]

Peking Donald Duck

[Goldentony]

if there's any more disney based food puns then the thread has to close, sorry, rules are rules

[Goldentony]

fried goofy

[Inspector Norse]

Dumbo boiled alive in a casserole

[touchingcloth]

Values of the Carphone Warehouse tartare.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Disney Foie Gras

[shoulders]

Pokéhontas

[Brian Freeze]

Mouse shit on toast.

[Cuellar]

Star Wars ham egg and chips

[touchingcloth]

Bacon rollercoaster.

Scampirates of the Caribbean and chips.

Aladdinnner (halal).

Song of the Southern fried chicken (kosher, but that's not enough).

[madhair60]

when I went to Disney land I had a burger where the bun of the burger was a pizza

[touchingcloth]

when I went to Disney land I had a burger where the bun of the burger was a pizza

Disney land is my nickname for Scotland, too, because you can put whatever you like in a fryer, eat it, and it Disney matter.

[Psybro]

The Lunchback of Notre Ham

[Kankurette]

Peking Donald Duck

[touchingcloth]

MCUdon noodles.

[Kankurette]

Wildebeest steaks, to avenge Mufasa's death.

[Goldentony]

wikihow kebab

[touchingcloth]

Hakuna matatties.

[Psybro]

Fantasian Fusion

[Goldentony]

close the thread

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Peking Donald Duck

[baptist]

Shinderella of beef.

[iamcoop]

When I went to Thorpe Park you could smoke in the KFC. Five stars.