Meal Replacements

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Guys you have to try to take onboard what I am saying. 

50 cashews spread across two hands and that's if you even still have both hands.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Pockets though

[idunnosomename]

A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a proper dinner.

Now all my trousers fall down!

[Dex Sawash]

I had 2 eggs with a bit of parmesan wrapped up in a tortilla with some arugula instead of a meal this morning

#lifehack

[touchingcloth]

The Who are doing a collab with Huel, and releasing tie-in singles like Whuel's Next, Won't Eat Food Again, and Baba Food O'Reilly.

[Crenners]

I have toast, smoked salmon, yoghurt and a banana for breakfast, Huel Vanilla for lunch and a good dinner. Lost three stone in three months. I vouch.

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Pockets though

oh yeah


well it's still stupid

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If Huel was an animal, it would be a wrongly-coloured Henry vacuum "cleanser" with tits gouged into it

[Famous Mortimer]

If Huel was an animal, it would be a wrongly-coloured Henry vacuum "cleanser" with tits gouged into it

"If Huel was an animal, I would want to have sex with it" implies forum favourite Replies From View

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>:-(

INXORREX

I WOULD NEED TO HAVE SEEN ALL OF ITS ARSES FIRST

AND THEN I WOULD INSTANTLY IF ITS ARSES WERE ALL THERE BUT NOT if NOT

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"If Huel was an animal, I would want to have sex with it" implies forum favourite Replies From View

It's not an animal, but if you get the powder to water ratio just right you can still fuck it.

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It's not an animal, but if you get the powder to water ratio just right you can still fuck it.

Ah yes:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid

I think 'knobs going in' is covered in the first year of secondary school nowadays (kids call it 'year 7').

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Ah yes:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid

I think 'knobs going in' is covered in the first year of secondary school nowadays (kids call it 'year 7').

If I wanted a non-Newtonian fluid I'd fuck the custard. I'm talking about the very specific properties of correctly-mixed Huel.

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If I wanted a non-Newtonian fluid I'd fuck the custard. I'm talking about the very specific properties of correctly-mixed Huel.

fantastic, looking forward to hearing all the details, as promised

[Sherringford Hovis]

"Huel howitzer" may catch on among rugby lad gym bro types as yet another knob euphemism?

[idunnosomename]

cocks in huel pics pls

[Famous Mortimer]

They're probably missing a trick not marketing it that way

[touchingcloth]

Nightmare huel.

[Menu]

I have toast, smoked salmon, yoghurt and a banana for breakfast, Huel Vanilla for lunch and a good dinner. Lost three stone in three months. I vouch.

Every day? If I had that every day I'd PUT ON weight. I have to do the 5:2 diet in order to tread water.

[imitationleather]

If you really want to lose weight you can't go wrong with just doing loads of speed all day.

Probably not a good idea at our age though, right?

[imitationleather]

I got a mate who whenever I see him always has this massive bag which looks like around the size of a bag of flour but it's speed.

I dunno what that must be doing to him physically and mentally but he seems happy.

[Menu]

If you really want to lose weight you can't go wrong with just doing loads of speed all day.

Probably not a good idea at our age though, right?

I'm seven years old.

[imitationleather]

I'm seven years old.

Location?

[Crenners]

Every day? If I had that every day I'd PUT ON weight. I have to do the 5:2 diet in order to tread water.

Yeah, works out at around 1400-1500 calories. I typically walk around 12k steps a day, give or take a few thousand. If I'm hungry, I eat an apple or pistachios. Nothing excessive, but consistent.

[touchingcloth]

Nothing excessive, but consistent.

Huel's tagline.

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Yeah, works out at around 1400-1500 calories.

They call these the late Middle Ages of calorie consumption.

[idunnosomename]

Getting in a round of Huel at 'Spoons

[touchingcloth]

I've started eating Huel-replacement meals this month. It's going pretty well so far, I stood on the scales this morning and found that I've already lost my sense of abject desolation.

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Hello double post.

[Crenners]

One thing that I've learned over the last few months is that if I have a nutritious, tasty, varied meal for breakfast (may include smoked salmon, charcuterie, yoghurt, apple, wholemeal toast, dates, apricot, banana, mango) and something more plain, balanced and filling for lunch (Huel most often or just some fish, nuts and fruit, occasionally a salad), I don't have any spikes or crashes of energy throughout the day and I don't crave anything or feel tempted to buy snacks or anything sugary. I also don't find myself getting impatient or annoyed very often. I generally just feel good.

I'm hungry by dinner time but I always really enjoy cooking and eating whatever I want. It's something I look forward to rather than a functional or habitual choice. I've probably eaten a different dish every evening for the last couple of months. I've rediscovered a love of exploration and ambition in cooking, no matter what else is happening. It's great to break out of the tried and tested Tuesday evening one-pot filler or our 'old favourites'. On that basis, Huel works well for me during the working week but if other people eat their meals differently and they're happy, good on them.