Ideas for 200ft celebrities to guard the ocean, just their eyes above water?

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

I'd go for sixties Charlotte Rampling.

[Senior Baiano]

Silly idea

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Toyah

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Marty Feldman

[Vodkafone]

MC 900ft Jesus. Ask him to kneel down.

[Theoretical Dentist]

Do they have to stand on the sea floor in places where the depth is 180 feet or so, or are they allowed to tread water in deeper parts of the open ocean?

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

Do they have to stand on the sea floor in places where the depth is 180 feet or so, or are they allowed to tread water in deeper parts of the open ocean?

Tread water. If it upsets the aquatic life? JUST DEAL WITH IT SNOWFLAKES.

[Russ L]

I'd go for sixties Charlotte Rampling.

She seems to be cheating by holding her nose above the water too.

[touchingcloth]

Billy Ocean
Katrina and the Waves
Harold Shipman
Sean Bean

[dissolute ocelot]

Who are they supposed to be guarding the coast from? who can be repelled merely by Charlotte Rampling's upper head? Is she gonna blink at them? Now a 300 foot high Glenda Jackson could do some real damage.

[Russ L]

Dennis Waterman

David Seaman

[dontpaintyourteeth]

James Whale

[Russ L]

Michael Fish

[kalowski]

Sydney Pollock

[Russ L]

Terry Gilliam.

(Gill, like a fish has, you see).

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Sydney Pollock

Jackson Haddock
Michael Anglerfish
Franz Halibut
James Stingray

[Rizla]

Bryan Ferry
Joan Rivers
The Beach Buoys
and of course

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Toadfish from off of Neighbours