PHWOARRR! Know wor I mean, lads? Lasses? Phwoarrr!

[pigamus]

I've often wondered about the origin of this photo. Just why is Paul McCartney sitting on Fred West's lap? How did they meet? Who took the photo? Why is Paul McCartney sitting on Fred West's lap in the first place? Were other Beatles involved?

She looks more like Louise Wener. The famously attractive Louise Wener. Which makes it even more horrifying.

[Queneau]

I notice none of them are actually reading there, just sayin..

Hang on, am I reading this right?... You've not encountered Sasha Grey?

If not, oh boy are you in for some torrenting.

Wow. I have. But I'm not that familiar with her. Certainly not enough to have recognised her.

[Big Jack McBastard]

She is reet dorty that one.

Astonishing rear end.

[Famous Mortimer]

Girls with books lads!

Looks like she's on Molly's monologue at the end, she'll be counting the yeses

The Grassrootsmotorsport perving thread appears to have reverted to type - lots of blokes saying Christina Hendricks is too fat, etc, while posting pictures of anyone who can manage to wear a bikini and stand near a car. The phrase "only dogs like bones" seems to have never been uttered over there.

I just read that Amber Heard, of "Drive Angry" and lesbian-til-she-met-Johnny-Depp fame, is a huge admirer of Ayn Rand; so I had an idea for a "as god giveth with one hand, he taketh away with the other" sort of post. So I went to GIS and all the photos of her are of a woman so bland I can barely be bothered to keep my eyes on the screen long enough to pick one. The definition of a beautiful woman designed by committee.

[MuteBanana]

Gardening hotty on some Titchmarsh show on ITV with her legs out. Cor.

[Gavin M]

Frances Tophill?



She looks like she belongs in an early 90s indie band, which is the best compliment I could give to a woman.

[MuteBanana]

I recognise her there, I think I posted her before. She looks much better in motion.

[Gavin M]

Yes, you started a  little discussion about her on page 113 of this very thread.  Was it a different woman today or had you forgotten her name? 

[MuteBanana]

I'd forgotten she even existed. I'm a monster.

[Famous Mortimer]

Watching the trailer for "Transcendence", I was reminded of how ridiculously beautiful Rebecca Hall is:

[SteveDave]

I've often wondered about the origin of this photo. Just why is Louise from Sleeper sitting on Fred West's lap? How did they meet? Who took the photo? Why is Louise from Sleeper sitting on Fred West's lap in the first place? Were other Sleeperblokes involved?

[Snobbish Puerile Wanker]

I'd spunt up her cunk.

[waynew]

I'd spunt up her cunk.

She'd be Philomena Spunk by the time I'd finished with her[nb]Did I do that right?[/nb]

[Subtle Mocking]

She'd be Philomena Spunk by the time I'd finished with her[nb]Did I do that right?[/nb]

Fillherbeanwi Spunk, more like. Am I right, lads?

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

She'd be Philomena Spunk by the time I'd finished with her[nb]Did I do that right?[/nb]

They're all asking if they've done it right by the time I'm finished with them.

[Krustie Allsopp]

She is scrumptious in that floral print dress.  She's the kind of girl to have lots of lovely Cath Kidston tea towels and crockery in her kitchen.  Much better than the pneumatic tarts you people seem to like.

[phes]

Is she related to Steve Bruce?

[surreal]

All the ladies in Person of Interest are worthy, but I'm glad they're giving more screen time to persian goddess Sarah Shahi this season:

[Jim_MacLaine]

Amy Adams on a Helmut Newton tip in American Hustle[nb]the english accent was an added bonus[/nb].



Yum.

[Gulftastic]

Yowsers.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Almost 40 too. Redheads age so much better.

I like Felicity Jones. She's rumoured to be playing Black Cat in the new Spider-Man film, which would be nice.

[Snobbish Puerile Wanker]

Redheads age so much better.

[fit bird]

i'd let her hack my phone eh lads

[Deanjam]

That's just her rotting soul creeping to the surface.

[thraxx]

That's just her rotting soul creeping to the surface.

He spent years making programmes about horrible vicious criminals and it turns out he was married to one all that time.

Did they ever have kids - if so I don't imagine that they will be gracing this page.

[pigamus]

Almost 40 too. Redheads age so much better.

I like Felicity Jones. She's rumoured to be playing Black Cat in the new Spider-Man film, which would be nice.

Bloody hell. And Richard Dawkins says there's no God?

[Nobody Soup]

Bloody hell. And Richard Dawkins says there's no God?

they all say "there is no god." by the time I've finished with them.

[pigamus]

BEING THIS PRETTY IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE. DO NOT ACCEPT IT.

[thraxx]

I used to really fancy Evangeline Lilly, but I saw just a clip of her wanking of a dwarf in a hovel in some Middle Earth reality TV thing.

If she'll do it with dirty humanoid races, she'll do it with anyone.  To be honest I've gone right of her now.

[Beep Cleep Chimney]

Turns out that the nice woman from those Secret Escapes adverts is now appearing as a doctor in Holby City.
Not that that's enough reason to start watching the damn programme.