Cricket thread 2020: executing our skillsets

[BlodwynPig]

Sit back down.

Arise Sir Buttler

[poo]

Quality cunt rubble this

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Brute of a ball to get Pope out tbf.

Jos might as well go berserk, until he's out for 23.

[finnquark]

Warne claims Buttler is loving this situation.

[Inspector Norse]

Fun partnership between Buttler and Woakes here.

"England have given themselves a good chance of winning," says Ian Ward at the tea break.
"The partnership has just given England a fighting chance," says Athers.

Ah right lads, all over in half an hour it is then.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

We might make 220.

Even if it was 200-5 Pakistan would be favourites.

Weird Shadab hasn't bowled. Might go for runs but he adds another angle.

[poo]

Quilting a pineapple

[Inspector Norse]

"The umpire's got his ringpiece out there"

Fortunately I wasn't looking at the screen when whatever prompted Bumble to say that happened

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Now it's game on.

I reckon Buttler needs to make 80+ here if we are going to do this. Also someone like Broad will need to chip in.

[Inspector Norse]

Buttler's going to do something stupid like play an uppercut into his own face and onto the stumps any moment now

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Considering he hasn't scored a run in ages that's a great innings from Woaksey.

I'm starting to believe, which is never a good sign.

[poo]

Fucking love the look of Woakes as a batter

[druss]

Couple of years ago I'd have said no chance but England have been doing strange things in recent years. Almost like they're not attracted to children at times.

[Chedney Honks]

JOS CUNTS WORLD

(like Boy Meets World)

[Inspector Norse]

Jos meets boy

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If we need 30 runs and 1 of these guys are still there, we will win, I think.

PALSY-grade analysis from Talal Dar on cricinfo

[Inspector Norse]

I think England will lose, because that is always the safest bet

[lankyguy95]

They're doing pretty well here; starting to think I might actually let them have my WiFi password.

[Chedney Honks]

I actually can't remember the last time England even watched anime.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Got to love Woakesyyy what's not to love. Stokesy who you could take home to meet your mum.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Woakes, better than sex?

[druss]

Woakes, better than sex?

Shhhhh. Burns style.

[Chedney Honks]

Beauty of bat and ball bongo

[druss]

Fucking hell this is tense.

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Thought that was out. Buttler looked guilty as fuck, although that may not be cricket related.

[Chedney Honks]

Haha

[Chedney Honks]

Paine tier desperado review

[druss]

Wicket now, need Broad 3.0 to come in and cunt them all in one over.

[Inspector Norse]

Woakes, better than sex?

Top guy. See him there, Yasir completely diddled him with a big leg-break and he was so magnanimous, just looked back at him like "good ball mate, top stuff. Cheers."

[Inspector Norse]

HERE COMES THE COLLAPSE