Donald Trump

[Jasha]

This large print Bible will be perfect to take to church, a bible study, work, travel, etc.

Yeah, it's a bible... Sixty bucks for something you can get for free pretty easily. Astonishing

If there was anywhere you'd find it easy to lay your hands on a spare bible

[Underturd]

He"s feeling pretty worried, if he's peddling bibles to reel in the Christian voters.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

give to caesar's palace what belongs to caesar's palace

[Dex Sawash]

give to caesar's palace what belongs to caesar's palace

upvoted

[Psybro]

Good to see this all-American Bible is a translation into English which bears the imprimatur of the King of England.

[checkoutgirl]

Genuinely can't tell if this is satire.

Was convinced that was a joke but no, it's real.

[idunnosomename]

feel kinda sorry for this guy who has a very niche youtube channel commenting on the tactile qualities on various bindings of the bible, who's now going to get bombed with comments making jokes about cum.



still he's got ads on so it can't be all bad for him

[Video Game Fan 2000]

reminds me of when cosy historical reenactment cooking channel Townsends & Sons went to a George Washington museum to make orange fool, a dessert that Washington would have eaten while he was there

and they got bombarded by Trump fans accusing them of politicising history by attempting to make appear as if George Washington was insulting Trump

[imitationleather]

This Bible doesn't even have a zip. When I got tricked by someone from school into going to a "youth club" that was actually a Bible meeting all their Bibles had zips. I am unimpressed!

[imitationleather]

The Bible is an interminable read. You bloody want it zipped up. And your arms amputated so you won't be tempted to open it with your feet and face.

EDIT: Just realised you would be tempted to open it with your feet and face in that situation. Eh, I dunno.

[checkoutgirl]

You have to hand it to him, he knows his audience. Crazy evangelicals who want a Christian nationalist eternal leader. About 35% of their electorate. This will shore up them. The basketball shoes didn't work on black people though. Maybe Trump fried chicken will?

Trump has many bibles and it's his favourite book. Although when pressed for his fave verse he will not be drawn as that's a personal thing.

[checkoutgirl]

The Bible is an interminable read.

And talk about a preachy book!

[Mobius]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/comments/1bp3cxt/my_favourite_part_of_the_bible_probablythe_best/

get the feeling these interviewers know he's full of shit

[convulsivespace]

You can tell from the photos that the binding is that awful cheap plastic dogshite. Had a book like that once and over time it melted onto my bookshelf and left impossible to clean marks behind.

Charging $60 as God intended.

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

He doesn't endorse The Bible, stupid! Only this Bible.

[Zero Gravitas]

We're going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don't have to be politically correct
Two Corinthians 3:17, that's the whole ballgame. ... Is that the one you like?

Story of two dudes, getting a letter.

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

[Video Game Fan 2000]

He doesn't endorse The Bible, stupid! Only this Bible.

check out the haecceity on this dunce

[darby o chill]

[Noodle Lizard]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/comments/1bp3cxt/my_favourite_part_of_the_bible_probablythe_best/

get the feeling these interviewers know he's full of shit

It would've been awesome if he'd said Ezekiel 25:17.

[BJBMK2]

EDIT: I am a dumb dumb who does not click on links before making jokes

[superthunderstingcar]

The Bible is an interminable read. You bloody want it zipped up. And your arms amputated so you won't be tempted to open it with your feet and face.

EDIT: Just realised you would be tempted to open it with your feet and face in that situation. Eh, I dunno.

Do not tempt me, Satan.

[idunnosomename]

technically hes not selling bibles, he's licenced his image to this company and will get royalties off it

And is it really political? He needs the money personally, not for his presidential campaign.

[Ant Farm Keyboard]

Most of the "Trump"-branded products since the 90s have been endorsements and licensing rather than him actually managing the company. He's a poor manager with an history of bankruptcies. He's usually a minority holder in a business that carries his name and he acts as the front and the main salesman for the product. If he was offered enough money to promote a Trump dildo (wait, isn't that Eric?), he would do it.

[ajsmith2]

Trump appears to have slept through his first day in court, enjoying a wee Horlicks sleepy bye slumber as legal proceedings ensue.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-hush-money-sleepy-don-b2529108.html

[idunnosomename]

looks like it's curtains for sleepy don!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

monday: this guys gonna be dictator and we're all screwed and he'll make climate change infinitely worse and he's sold the nuclear secrets and oh god no
tuesday: twitter hilarity, he's got the funniest new nickname ever

[Terry Torpid]

Trump's going to be fine. He's just got the official endorsement of a titan of politics, someone with a finger on the pulse of the nation, er, Liz Truss.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68821646

Liz Truss has endorsed Donald Trump to win this year's US presidential election, saying the "world was safer" when he was in the White House.

The UK's shortest-serving prime minster said the world was "on the cusp of very, very strong conflict" and needed "a strong America more than ever".

[checkoutgirl]

In the day room at the old folks home.

[superthunderstingcar]

Did his lawyers get him to drink an entire bottle of Dreamy Sleepy Nightie Snoozy Snooze before the trial started?