Snooker 2020

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Dominic Dale is just David Seaman without the moustache

Nah. Very Welsh face. He's Rob Brydon with hair dye.

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DING GONE :(

Can't say I'm surprised, his right eyelid was twitching like nobody's business earlier.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What people don't realise is this is a common side-effect of excessive pie consumption.

Visit any Lancastrian town for confirmation of that.

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RONNIE GONNIE

Aww I do hope he's consoling Ding.

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AIDS vs Elliot Slessor up now. Watching even though I'm having me tea.

[BlodwynPig]

AIDS vs Elliot Slessor up now. Watching even though I'm having me tea.

Slessor Shivering, maybe needs some cuddles from the fleshy balloon.

[BlodwynPig]

what a bizarro frame

[kidney]

What's up with the mutant Slessor?

[BlodwynPig]

What's up with the mutant Slessor?

Slythor the Snake.

[BlodwynPig]

Is Murphy hosting John Higgins for the evening or has he piled on the pounds since his last outing?

[BlodwynPig]

Hang on, is "a hiding" not a UK-wide phrase? fucking hell. Certainly not a Scottish phrase.

A hiding to nothing you fucking cretin.

[BlodwynPig]

Slessor now loading the water glass chock full of ice..what's he doing!?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Slessor now loading the water glass chock full of ice..what's he doing!?

Oh, I can't remember but I've seen loads of players doing that and I think there's a specific reason.

[BlodwynPig]

Oh, I can't remember but I've seen loads of players doing that and I think there's a specific reason.

You obviously missed the point where he was complaining about cold hands and had to extend his break to go and make a hot drink to warm up. He wins the frame, and he he's lavishing on the ice again.

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Weird that, Ronjo and others hold onto a mug of hot water to keep their finger joints warm and lissom. Not sure why anyone would want to hold a glass of ice in their bridging hand.

AIDS trailing now. He looks like a big bloke wearing a mask of a much smaller bloke's face. Even more than usual.

[Blue Jam]

Elliot Slessor? More like Eliot Ness, amirite?

[BlodwynPig]

I'd like an apology from Shoulders.

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AIDS GONE

Elliot Slessor was on fire tonight, fair play.

[BlodwynPig]

AIDS GONE

Elliot Slessor was on fire tonight, fair play.

I beg to differ. He was ice cold.

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Just put twenty notes on CMONRONNIE. 9/2.  Lost too much money backing Trump to win majors. Have I made a mistake, Blue Jam? How is he mentally?

FFS.

For. Fuck's. Sake.

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Dominic Dale takes the first frame against Combing Strategies!

Dominic Dale looks like Aunt Lydia from the Handmaid's Tale doing a Vic Reeves impression.

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Is Murphy hosting John Higgins for the evening or has he piled on the pounds since his last outing?

Er.....I did cover this AT LENGTH three days ago.

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Weird that, Ronjo and others hold onto a mug of hot water to keep their finger joints warm and lissom. Not sure why anyone would want to hold a glass of ice in their bridging hand.

AIDS trailing now. He looks like a big bloke wearing a mask of a much smaller bloke's face. Even more than usual.

He looks like Mr Bumble after being on a Public Relations training course.

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Elliot Slessor? More like Eliot Ness, amirite?

More like LOCH Ness!


(I don't know what I mean by that)

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Does Judd Trump's hair look better for some reason? It seems thick and luxurious. Have stockpiles of Regaine been plummeting in Bristol recently?

[BlodwynPig]

Er.....I did cover this AT LENGTH three days ago.

Just got into the thread, sorry. But as I said Dominic Dale is just a moustache-less David Seaman rather than your pollyanna or whatevvvvs.

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Watching Robbo vs Li Hang now. The Bazza shitcrowns keep peeling off the players' waistcoats. Or maybe the players keep peeling them off because they don't want to look like they work at Burger King.

[Blue Jam]

Does Judd Trump's hair look better for some reason? It seems thick and luxurious. Have stockpiles of Regaine been plummeting in Bristol recently?

Nope:

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Li Hang keeps snatching a bit of precious microsleep in between frames.