MORRIS on IMDB: Second Class Male

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Having a gander at Morris' entry on the IMDB, and noticed that his next confirmed project is a short Geefe film called 'Second Class Male'.

It's directed by one Eddie Green - anyone know who hell he?

Also - why on earth is Morris listed as having appeared in several episodes of 'Never the Twain'?

[Robot Devil]

Teehee.

Well I've never heard of him.

[Rev]

2006?  I can only assume that the director has sold out and taken the Hollywood re-make shilling.

[The Mumbler]

Obviously it was a different Christopher Morris in Never The Twain.  ITV3 prove regular confirmation of this - usually early on Saturday mornings.

[Robot Devil]

To be slightly more helpful (if you're being serious):

I've  still never heard of him.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Erk. I feel reet daft now. First thread I've ever started. and I've made myself look like a complete tit on stilts.

Although, to recover at least a kernel of dignity, I did realise that it was a different CM in Never the Twain. Just thought it amusing that it should be included as part of his CV.

That film was very good, by the way.

[Purple Tentacle]

Oh ho, I thought that was never going to go up!

Dunno who this Green chap is, I heard he's a fucking cunt though.

(Alphabetical order? PLC's not going to like that....)

mrpants needs to go on there.

[Lee]

Cuh, I preferred his film about selling donuts to people on the Dartford crossing. I think it was called "Selling Donuts To People On The Dartford Crossing".

[hands cold, liver warm]

I agree Lee, second class male reeks of a director selling out to the highest bidder. This is an old viral that has been peddled long enough. I mean, the spunk on the locksmith's shoulder is very liquidy and transparent, suggesting to me that the director has done too much wanking over the years- his bollocks must be exhausted!!! I heard recently that he is now doing tv adverts in africa for Nestle - sicko