I done a stupid

[Underturd]

So I was watching a thing on Netflix and they showed the New York skyline.  And it got me wondering if 9/11 made a load of people who worked in the Twin Towers feel scared about going to work there afterwards. Yeah, afterwards. So that was definitely me doing a stupid. Starting this thread might be a stupid too but there's only one way to find out.

[Pink Gregory]

what if all along it was only one tower and an enormous mirror

[Underturd]

Are you saying that David Blaine was involved?

[Pink Gregory]

maybe...two david blaines

[Underturd]

Three if you count the Pentagon!

[Icehaven]

If it makes you feel any better when I first heard about the 9/11 memorial and how it was going to be directly on the "footprint" of the towers I thought it meant it was going to be as deep as their height and I thought "blimey that'll be pretty dangerous, and probably a right suicide hotspot as well." Then I realised I was being very silly.

[Jack Shaftoe]

When satellite tv was first a thing and there was some article about BSB having its own news channel or whatever, me and my best mate both wondered aloud at the same time how they got the presenters up into the satellites, then a fraction of a second later tried to pretend neither of us were being serious, but it was too late. We weren't even drunk.

[Underturd]

These are the kind of things I'm talking about :-)

[Blumf]

Three if you count the Pentagon!

And a David Copperfield prancing about by WTC 7.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Cobb yet again mentions he thought goats were male sheep up until he was about 28.

[shoulders]

Reports are coming in that a plane has struck a second stupid person

[mjwilson]

I thought that reindeer were fictional creatures until I was about 14.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

I never transformed Optius Prime into his transformer form.  I just thought mum bought me a lorry.

[Shaxberd]

As a teenager, a flaw in my logic led to me believing the sexual term "spitroast" involved someone receiving a penis in each ear.

[TrenterPercenter]

I never transformed Optius Prime into his transformer form.  I just thought mum bought me a lorry.

Love this.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I done a stupid once. She was pretty though.

[popcorn]

thinking on from that awful day after the anniversary yesterday, one thought has come to mind.

What happened to the planes and those onboard, once they were flown into the twin towers? I know this probably does sound silly and I'm so sorry if it comes across as ignorant, but I truly do not know, and the internet doesn't mention anything, either..

Did they come to a crash landing afterwards? Or did they continue flying? What actually happened to the plane and those poor souls on board?

[PlanktonSideburns]

thinking on from that awful day after the anniversary yesterday, one thought has come to mind.

What happened to the planes and those onboard, once they were flown into the twin towers? I know this probably does sound silly and I'm so sorry if it comes across as ignorant, but I truly do not know, and the internet doesn't mention anything, either..

Did they come to a crash landing afterwards? Or did they continue flying? What actually happened to the plane and those poor souls on board?

One for the ages

[popcorn]

My favourite thing is the idea of the plane just carrying on intact and the passengers being like "what the FUCK was THAT"

[Chollis]

I didn't know why some eggs just had a nice tasty yolk and some had chicks in them until well into my teens

[Faringir the Poorly]

There's no proof that it was planes

Maybe the towers just toppled over

[flotemysost]

I once asked someone where the film/musical Chicago was set.

[Mr Trumpet]

I once confidently misidentified a stone sarcophagus in a museum as "an ancient Egyptian boat"

[non capisco]

Once phoned up directory enquiries and they went "Name?" and I said "Ross."

Maybe more naivety but in a CDT class at school when they had all old bits of newspaper to cover the tables I glimpsed a fragment off presumably some tabloid problem page that said "PREMATURE EJACULATION IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM" and I misunderstood what that meant and spent about a year worrying that I'd embarked on my wanking career at too young an age and that this was going to manifest itself in some kind of unknown but terrible biological complication. I finally put two and two together thanks to a joke on Only Fools and Horses at Boycie's expense.

[touchingcloth]

So I was watching a thing on Netflix and they showed the New York skyline.  And it got me wondering if 9/11 made a load of people who worked in the Twin Towers feel scared about going to work there afterwards. Yeah, afterwards. So that was definitely me doing a stupid. Starting this thread might be a stupid too but there's only one way to find out.

They should have felt scared about going to work there afterwards. A lot of them died due to asbestos dust.

[popcorn]

Once phoned up directory enquiries and they went "Name?" and I said "Ross."

LETTING AGENT: Do you have any pets or children?
ME: Neither.
LETTING AGENT: Yeah or no?

[Zero Gravitas]

I can't imagine the other side of the moon not being dark.

[bgmnts]

My favourite thing is the idea of the plane just carrying on intact and the passengers being like "what the FUCK was THAT"

Absolutely love this. Not even a hijacking, just a pissed up pilot passing it off as severe turbulence.

[Poobum]

Waving at all the confused office folk now perched on the wing. Guy behind his desk chatting away on the phone taking a good ten seconds to notice he's wedged in the flappy bits.

[Dex Sawash]

Posted in wrong thread

There's a very annoying Pure Prarie League song, something something, wut u wanna do, I think I could something something, etc.

Riding in car with wife it was on radio, I snapped and said I hate this fucking song turned off radio. Turns out she was standing right behind methat song has the same name as my wife.