Wimblewrong 2023 Round 1 - Ferris vs Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

God damnit. I've been so wrapped up in shittalking Ferris that now I can't work out whether I should vote against him out of principle, for him by way of apology. I can't even decide whether it's funnier to vote for or against him.

Can I recuse myself and vote against selectivememory for having forced us into vigilante pixel-based justice?

I love that my shots don't even enter into your calculations

[touchingcloth]

I love that my shots don't even enter into your calculations

I'm so far beyond being able to judge this match on merit at this point. Thank Ferris and his dirty tactics, and the Masi-like application of the rules.

[touchingcloth]

On reflection, my vote goes to Poirots. I liked the "eye of a needle" gag, and the image of Ferris being encouraged into a blender by Satan was the strongest shot of the match, and not simply because it resonated so strongly with my desire to see the rules followed.

Props to Ferris for bringing out the blender in the first place, much though it pains me to throw any sort of a sop to him. I'd much rather be throwing him slops of gruel in prison and/or HELL.

[TheGingerAlien]

Much love for Ferris but it's PBGC for me as particularly enjoyed the smote/hubris one.

[Ferris]

I'm so far beyond being able to judge this match on merit at this point. Thank Ferris and his dirty tactics, and the Masi-like application of the rules.

I believe gamesmanship is an official part of the tournament, though I must say it is much underutilized.

I will apologize for nothing.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

[touchingcloth]

I believe gamesmanship is an official part of the tournament, though I must say it is much underutilized.

I will apologize for nothing.

Pathetic

[PlanktonSideburns]

Lovely stuff all round but

Poirot

For the serve

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Poirot. Ferris can do one.

[touchingcloth]

Fuck Ferris.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Lovely stuff all round but

Poirot

For the serve

I didn't serve. Are you sure you haven't mixed us up?

[Ferris]

To be certain I think all votes currently assigned to Poirot should go to me, and we'll keep any other votes assigned to their respective owners (these may be mostly mine) to reduce confusion.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I didn't serve. Are you sure you haven't mixed us up?

I stand by my vote

Plankton is NOT FOR TURNING

[Spoon of Ploff]

I vote for Ferris to admin WimbleWrong 2024.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I vote for Ferris to admin WimbleWrong 2024.

Would love that

[touchingcloth]

You cannot be serious.

[Clive Dogshit]

Can I change my vote

[Clive Dogshit]

POIROT

[Ferris]

Finally getting a bit of respect around here.

[Mr Farenheit]

9 innings per match?

[baptist]

Poirots

[selectivememory]

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse has done the Lord's work in eliminating Ferris from this year's tournament! Final score of 13-3.

[Ferris]

I demand a recount.

[Ferris]

Spoiler alert

(Jokes aside, thank you for the match @Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse! My return was my better shot and considering it was basically lifting your idea I think I was lucky to get any votes at all, especially considering yours were both much better and more focused. Good luck for the rest of Wrong '23!)

[close]

[Ferris]

The deep state has orchestrated yet another undemocratic  travesty. You have all made a very powerful enemy.

[selectivememory]

I demand a recount.

I beg your pardon, Ferris. I didn't take into account Clive Dogshit's changed vote. Final score of 14-2.

[Clive Dogshit]

lol

[Ferris]

I will remember this. A plague on your houses.

[touchingcloth]

I beg your pardon, Ferris. I didn't take into account Clive Dogshit's changed vote. Final score of 14-2.

To quote another poster

HAH

Perfect end to this match.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Loving ferris's heel turn this year

Cant wait to see him running into the ring dressed like the undertaker for the final