Jon Bon Jovi doesn't like the Brits

[TC Raymond]

As if I give a toss about this poodle-haired squawking midget's wanky opinions, but...

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/jon-bon-jovi3-no-fan-of-the-british-1379.html

...what a flunt.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Doesn't appear like you don't care.

I don't care about the Brits, they're shit. Any criticism it receives from anyone, no matter how incorrect of hypocritical is fully deserved.

[Ray Le Otter]

The same cunt who said in Loaded magazine in the the 90s that he'd like to come all over Madonna's face to teach her a lesson. Or something.

All that riding about on a steel horse is bad for the bollocks surely.

[daisy11]

Phew, thank God, would have hated it to be one-sided loathing.

[mister_enmity]

Doesn't appear like you don't care.

I don't care about the Brits, they're shit. Any criticism it receives from anyone, no matter how incorrect of hypocritical is fully deserved.

I don't think he's talking about the awards, S?S.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Haha.

:)

I'm going to continue pretending he is.

[Hank_Kingsley]

If you actually read the article you'll find JBJ's views uncannily like TC Raymonds!

He doesn't say he hates the British, he just names a lot of rather cunty British people.

[aaaaaaaaaargh!]

The websense filter here blocks that article, could somebody post it up please?

I also thought this thread was about the awards

[thugler]

TC in not reading what he actually said shocker.

[Pseudopath]

The websense filter here blocks that article, could somebody post it up please?

Here you go:

Grumpy MOR poodle Jon Bon Jovi clearly got out of the wrong side of the bed before giving an interview to Glamour magazine recently. Basically he's offering to fight everyone in Britain, starting with the rock stars.

Round one! Oasis are: "Arrogant, without substance... couldn't fill a bar."

Round two! "Robbie Williams? That guy couldn't sell 500 tickets. He couldn't fill a bar."

Round three! On Pete Doherty: "I've never heard a single one of his songs."

And while Bon Jovi should be thankful for small mercies in this last example, and in this case ignorance certainly is bliss, I only wish I could say the same about his shitty records. If I wanted soft rock I'd buy a fucking pumice stone.

As a final dig, Bon Jovi takes a pop at David Beckham, who he describes as, "past his prime". Well, why else do you think he's playing football in the US?

Next week: "How I'd like to kick Princess Anne so hard it bursts her gallbladder," by J Bon Jovi.

So we can surmise from this that [banned troll] does actually like something in the world other than the Goodies, and we've managed to narrow it down to either Oasis, Robbie Williams, Pete Docherty or David Beckham.

[TC Raymond]

So we can surmise from this that [banned troll] does actually like something in the world other than the Goodies, and we've managed to narrow it down to either Oasis, Robbie Williams, Pete Docherty or David Beckham.

No, I hate all of those fuckers as well, especially Doherty.

I posted that article to highlight what a miserable twat Jon Bon Jovi is. As if screeching some old bollocks about "Johnny's got his six-string in hock" makes him some kind of musical guru.

[thugler]

Yeah but he hates the same stuff as you. Don't try and claim you read it, you clearly just wanted to moan about him.

The Who have plenty of shit lyrics too.

[Pseudopath]

Ha ha! One of those tags has reminded me of a great joke I heard the other day:

A Japanese guy walks into a bank and says, "I'd like to change some Pounds into Yen, please".
"Certainly, sir," replies the teller, "Here you go...38,500 Yen."
The Japanese guy frowns, "What! I came in here last week with the same amount of money and got a lot more Yen!"
The teller shrugs, "Fluctuations" and the Japanese guy replies, "No! Fluck you Blitish!"

Well, I liked it anyway.

[TC Raymond]

The Who have plenty of shit lyrics too.

Go on then, name some of them.

[Backstage With Slowdive]

Basically he's offering to fight everyone in Britain, starting with the rock stars.

[Adapted from an old Roy "Chubby" Brown joke:]

I said I wanted to join the fight against Jon Bon Jovi. They told me to go to Newcastle. I said: "Is that where he is?" They said: "No, that's the end of the queue".

[TC Raymond]

You give cunts a bad name, Jon.

[Marvin]

Please can we stop with threads that are just Holy Moly stories? It's about as low as the internet gets.

[thugler]

Go on then, name some of them.

I could name quite a few, but being a devoted who fan it's unlikely you would accept them as such,

how about boris the spider?

(I actually love the who by the way)

[Hank_Kingsley]

FUCK YOU ASIANS!

Well, I thought it was funny too.

[daisy11]

I could name quite a few, but being a devoted who fan it's unlikely you would accept them as such,

how about boris the spider?

(I actually love the who by the way)

It's great fun, I wanted to call a cat Boris once due to that song but it was vetoed by b/f.
Pictures of Lily lyrics had to be explained to me as I had been singing it for days without realising what it's about.
Am off to think about Tommy but was that Elton John's work.

Right back to Bon Jovi?  Oh no, please don't, they're not worth it.

[Glebe]

I remember when their single Keep The Faith came out, he said something to the effect that the song was about the fans remaining loyal to the band (probably because of grunge). Twat of the highest order.

[daisy11]

Ha ha! One of those tags has reminded me of a great joke I heard the other day:

A Japanese guy walks into a bank and says, "I'd like to change some Pounds into Yen, please".
"Certainly, sir," replies the teller, "Here you go...38,500 Yen."
The Japanese guy frowns, "What! I came in here last week with the same amount of money and got a lot more Yen!"
The teller shrugs, "Fluctuations" and the Japanese guy replies, "No! Fluck you Blitish!"

Well, I liked it anyway.

That's funny.  I liked this one I was sent on email:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "c" will replace the soft "s". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
"k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of
the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.


Well, it gets the thread off the subject of BJ.