Glastonbury 2024 Line-up Announcement

[Scarlett Tangible]

The Abandoned Dildos

The Hairy Tongues

The Orifices

To Neg A Pidgeon

Hobo Barbie

Frottweiler

Rita The Diva

The Tonsils

Honey I Killed The Murderer

Lorrie And The Falafels



Great line-up so far. Most excited for The Hairy Tongues - 80s Pube Metal at its finest. Who are YOU looking forward to seeing?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Hoping to see Del Boy and the Rodneys and Rectum Fun.

Also looking forward to the fisting tent and the Gozmonaught demonstrations.

[kalowski]

Will Homunculus ever get to play?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Only if they don't blast eggy guffs halfway through their show.

I wonder if there will be any unusual riders this time. Remember in 2022 when The Pregapers asked for cheese and ham sandwiches served by Brian Blessed. They got this, but was it worth it for the festival organisers?

[Glebe]

Herman the Tosser.

[idunnosomename]

Gravebaby

Trundle Wheel

The Rolling Stones

[Midas]

Milbona

Deluxe

The Glans

[Glebe]

Milli Vanilli.

[anton dick]

Toadline
Outbuilding
Shitted Drawers
Kenichiro O'Shaughnessy

[Clive Dogshit]

Britpop Dad Tent featuring up and coming "real music by real people" from

OYSTERCARD
Deliverood Boys
Mole On The Dole
Beef, Wind and Fire
Micropubis

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Foo Fighters

[jobotic]

National Centrist Black Metal band Peston Noire

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Dodo Hagagee
INSTAGRAN
fleur floof
Lil Pi$$
Sheffield Supertram
Terrence & Froth
The 80s
WANK
Parliament Of Algebra, Murder Of Crowded Houses
Gallagher & Weller & Brown & Albarn

[TheMonk]

Announced lineup. That don't impress-a anyone much
https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/music/glastonbury-2024-tickets-resale-how-lineup-824503-20240314

[Ferris]

Keane, Coldplay and the Sugababes is funnier than anything you could expect to see in an HS Art thread.

[Russ L]

Nicholas Lyndhurst (DJ set)

[Huxleys Babkins]

Queen ft. Ian Beale

John Mustang and the Wankers

Glasgow Shit Collective

David Arnold and the Parkhurst Nonce Wing Orchestra

CVM SLVTS

[kalowski]

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Rishi.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Dungannon Primary School Orchestra

The Parsnip Sisters

[Cuellar]

Phil Minton's Rocksteady Ska Extravaganza

[Cuellar]

The Gorecki Experience

Philip Glass's Akhenaten, Satyagraha, and Einstein On the Beach Back To Back

[Cuellar]

The Actual Skeleton Of Bert Jansch Kicked Up And Down The Stage By Dapper Laughs

[kalowski]

Jan Janner and the Jann-Tones.

[Captain Z]

Una Lipa

[Bum Flaps]

Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dunny
Run DMC feat Pat Nevin
Everything But the Gurn

[Ray Travez]

Happy Slapper And The Crucifiction

Twink Floyd

[idunnosomename]

Cant get over how bland this is



Great to have a headliner with only two songs that are essentially novelties anyway. Might as well have Rednex or the Crazy Frog.

[Ferris]

Centrist dads singing along ironically to Cyndi Lauper, then the lights go down and it's time for the main event: Coldplay. Real tears when they play "Fix You".

[Russ L]

I was supposed to be playing but the usual politics got in the way.

[Glebe]

popcorn and the Sheep Dips have had to pull out. Muttoned!