People not wanking any more

[Ferris]

Personally I blame the government.

[Russ L]

It's not like when I was a kid.

[Captain Z]

People too soft these days

[Russ L]

The young kids are all in their bedrooms nowadays, on the internet.  How are they going to wank like that?

[Cleveland Steamer]

too many people getting free handouts instead of cranking their own

[Cleveland Steamer]

Sanctioned at Wank Club for failing to turn up to my arousal review

[touchingcloth]

Personally I blame the government.

I wank every other week I used to wank every week until the state stopped filling potholes with tits.

[Theoretical Dentist]

I think people these days just don't see any good coming of wanking. You're brought up to believe that if you wank long and hard enough you're guaranteed a happy ending. But then you see people who've wanked their whole lives and all they're left with is tiredness, shame and ennui.

[shoulders]

Since the government pulled funding for the beloved "wanker's repast", I'm not surprised. Where's the incentive?

[Glebe]