You've been in prison for ten years...

[The Boston Crab]

Start whatever fantastic career my parole officer has lined up for me, having learnt vital work-place skills while inside.

A genuinely funny response.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Try to find an honest job but find myself drifting back in with the "old crowd" and being persuaded to take part in an armed robbery which will land me back in prison. /pessimist