Toilet brush

[Dex Sawash]

When I was a child toilet brushes didn't have holders, they just layed on the floor behind the shitter.

[Lordofthefiles]

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[alan nagsworth]

When I was a child toilet brushes didn't have holders, they just layed on the floor behind the shitter.

Or in the toothbrush holder for other unsuspecting family members

[alan nagsworth]

Fucking hell imagine an electric toilet brush

[pancreas]

Fucking hell imagine an electric toilet brush

For your teeth?

[Jittlebags]

Fucking hell imagine an electric toilet brush

I'm sure Dyson is onto it. Somewhere in the far East anyway

[Brian Freeze]

I think Dyson will be using some kind of air moving contraption for his big breakthrough into the lucrative toilet brush market. A leafblower for the bog. But more expensive.

[Cuellar]

Fucking hell imagine an electric toilet brush

Could double as a vibe then you could ram it up the bum AND clean the toilet at the same time and ejaculate

[alan nagsworth]

Could double as a vibe then you could ram it up the bum AND clean the toilet at the same time and ejaculate

Angling that would be difficult, though. You'd be spunking away from the toilet, not into it (assuming you're on about willy ejaculation).

[Cuellar]

You would, but who cares

[Dex Sawash]

[Sebastian Cobb]

Look at the clatty fucker just holding that by the bristles.

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Yep "toilet brushes are always new so this process is going to be fine forever".

[BlodwynPig]

Not sure if its piles, worms or cancer, but ive had the itchiest of arseholes lately. When wiping I have been known to muller the fuck right out of it, resulting in itch relief but also a bit of blood on the paper.

An itchy arsehole really is a pain in the arse.

Bog brush the itch away