Fancying someone [split topic]

[Dex Sawash]

Seriously?

No


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[Buelligan]

I was once in a relationship like that. We were both up front from the very start and it was ideal. However, it became untenable when the "finding other people attractive" goes into deeper territory.  Other people often want more.

Well, I believe the secret of long term partnerships rests a bit at least on negotiation and compromise.  But it also rests on truth, otherwise it's not a partnership, is it?

[Pijlstaart]

Reckon a real man wouldn't have hid in his cubicle all day, he'd have had one of those costume jobs, like builder or cowboy, or astronaut, and he'd have gone and taken what were his by right.  That's how you should have done it, and when you cheated on missus whatshername, your wife, you'd call 118-118 and get it sorted. Go one further, work in an old people's home as a builder or astronaut, you'll have swarms of fuck-hags lurching around after you like a zombie horde.

[Buelligan]

Or get some kittens, they love those.  A box of kittens.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

yes, that's rather cuntish, especially coming from cab's resident incel.

Excuse me for not indulging a fully grown adult in their less than impressive behaviour, you self- righteous arsehole.

[Bronzy]

It took place during the England/Belgium match in the 1990 World Cup. That's all you're getting out of me on that score.

Were you at the vinegar strokes by the time David Platt stuck it in?

[Jockice]

Were you at the vinegar strokes by the time David Platt stuck it in?

It was all over by then. All over my chin mainly. It had been a big build-up. Platt ruined my night. I'm Scottish you know.

[Bronzy]

It was all over by then. All over my chin mainly. It had been a big build-up. Platt ruined my night. I'm Scottish you know.

That fateful day he discovered the wonders of a bit of spunk on the top of the skull

[Brundle-Fly]

Well, I believe the secret of long term partnerships rests a bit at least on negotiation and compromise.  But it also rests on truth, otherwise it's not a partnership, is it?

Truth? The biggest lie of all.

[chveik]

Truth? The biggest lie of all.

[Brundle-Fly]

[Brundle-Fly]

Well, I believe the secret of long term partnerships rests a bit at least on negotiation and compromise.  But it also rests on truth, otherwise it's not a partnership, is it?

Sorry, I was being facetious. Absolutely.  Love, honesty and all that.  You bailed a long time ago though,

[Captain Z]

I don't buy this. The OP has made 5 posts, all of which are about fancying people at work. I reckon he's after juicy office romance stories to wank over. Think carefully before you reply.

The saddest part is that you

[Brundle-Fly]

I don't buy this. The OP has made 5 posts, all of which are about fancying people at work. I reckon he's after juicy office romance stories to wank over. Think carefully before you reply.

The saddest part is that you

ffs

[Hey, Punk!]

You should be an unfeeling ghoul like me, so far I've never been struck with this destabilising obsession many people seem to go through with. I've had much sexy time, but never really had strong feelings for them. It's much more simple that way.

[Jockice]

I don't buy this. The OP has made 5 posts, all of which are about fancying people at work. I reckon he's after juicy office romance stories to wank over. Think carefully before you reply.

The saddest part is that you

He's totally welcome to wank over mine. Whatever turns you on.

[touchingcloth]

Just to let you know that I'm the OP and I've been wanking as I've read this.

[Bazooka]

I carry a bag of USB leads around with me at all times, so if I see someone I fancy, I give them one hoping they think they lent it to me, despite not knowing me, and give me a snog.

[touchingcloth]

I carry a bag of USB leads around with me at all times, so if I see someone I fancy, I give them one hoping they think they lent it to me, despite not knowing me, and give me a snog.

Is it effective? I'm on the lookout for a new dating life hack.

[Icehaven]

You should be an unfeeling ghoul like me, so far I've never been struck with this destabilising obsession many people seem to go through with. I've had much sexy time, but never really had strong feelings for them. It's much more simple that way.

Well I hope you do one day, because it can be fucking brilliant. And also makes sexy time much better as well.

[Buelligan]

ffs

I thought it was very funny but you'd need to know the

[Blinder Data]

Excuse me for not indulging a fully grown adult in their less than impressive behaviour, you self- righteous arsehole.

MATE. Can't tell if you're joking. If not, you've got some brass neck seeing as you repeatedly post about how much you fancy Jodie Comer and other seedy tales.

OP, sounds for the best that nothing happened. You say you longed for a cathartic hug but that could easily have transformed into a drunken snog and then you're in different territory. I can't say I've ever been in a situation like yours, but I'd be wary of workplace romances. In my experience feelings can be overcooked and, as somebody already said, over time you might find yourself wondering why you got so worked up. If the feelings persist, the issue might not be with this lady but what's going on at home.

[Endicott]

MATE. Can't tell if you're joking. If not, you've got some brass neck seeing as you repeatedly post about how much you fancy Jodie Comer and other seedy tales.

Indeed, but it's clear that in these posts Lisa JCM is joking. It's a shit dull repetitive annoying joke (sorry Lisa) but a joke non-the-less.

It's one thing spotting someone in the office and thinking they are a good looker. Even having a little private fantasy. But fawning over them shows the maturity of, yes, a 14 yo. OP should grow the fuck up.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Indeed, but it's clear that in these posts Lisa JCM is joking. It's a shit dull repetitive annoying joke (sorry Lisa) but a joke non-the-less.

It's one thing spotting someone in the office and thinking they are a good looker. Even having a little private fantasy. But fawning over them shows the maturity of, yes, a 14 yo. OP should grow the fuck up.

I really don't see how:

Excuse me for not indulging a fully grown adult in their less than impressive behaviour, you self- righteous arsehole.

Is a joke, it's just more rudeness. I like Lisa and consider him a friend but his behaviour in this thread has been pretty mean and harsh.

[Bennett Brauer]

[Insensitive tag]Doughnut forsake me oh my darlin'[/Insensitive tag]

[a duncandisorderly]

Reckon a real man wouldn't have hid in his cubicle all day, he'd have had one of those costume jobs, like builder or cowboy, or astronaut, and he'd have gone and taken what were his by right.  That's how you should have done it, and when you cheated on missus whatshername, your wife, you'd call 118-118 and get it sorted. Go one further, work in an old people's home as a builder or astronaut, you'll have swarms of fuck-hags lurching around after you like a zombie horde.

nails it, as usual.

[Endicott]

Is a joke, it's just more rudeness.

I apologise SMBH, I have been less than clear. Yes that is rude, although he was called an incel.

I was specifically talking about the following bit which I've highlighted in bold.

MATE. Can't tell if you're joking. If not, you've got some brass neck seeing as you repeatedly post about how much you fancy Jodie Comer and other seedy tales.

[Jockice]

Is a joke, it's just more rudeness. I like Lisa and consider him a friend but his behaviour in this thread has been pretty mean and harsh.

Lisa's a man??? Don't tell Graham Linehan for god's sake.

[a duncandisorderly]

I met my mrs in late 2006 (although it turns out we'd actually been in the same meeting very briefly a couple of years earlier) & decided she was the one, the only one, for me.
since then I've been monosyllabic.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I really *do* fancy Jodie Comer, y'know. I'm deadly serious about that.

Mebbee I was a little harsh to the op, I'll concede that. I genuinely was irked by his exceedingly wet behaviour described in his opening thread, though ( if I  had spent my working day thinking "Ooh, I hope I get me doughnut from Yer Woman" , and then spent the end of it on the train sobbing to some cheesy, cornball song, I would have kept that to meself, not shared those experiences with the hard-bitten, rugged boys and girls of CaB ), and I know I wasn't the only poster on 'ere to react in such a way. (I'm quite justified in calling chveik an arsehole, too )