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Films about boobs

Started by Bhazor, July 21, 2017, 06:55:55 PM

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Bhazor

Just saw the trailer for the latest Kate Upton vehicle The Layover. Here is the thumbnail for said trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzm4wBjwQKM

It reminded me of the era where films were sold purely on the idea of seeing a tit. Once so prevalent but in our current pornsoaked generation it now feels almost twee. Imagine paying a tenner just to see Kate Upton's cleavage twelve foot high on the big screen for a split second. Like the terrible Kelly Brook film Three where the entirety of the marketing was "Kelly Brook gets her udders out." Most marketing material ignoring the whole creepy rapey feel the sex scenes had. Still chuggable though.

Its like the sanitised version of the Chesty Morgan films with a thin veneer of "Hey it is too a real movie".



Gwen Taylor on ITV



One for the shit film posters thread as well, actually.

Dr Rock



Screwballs, the plot of which entirely concerns two college students plans to see a popular pretty girl's boobs. I rented it.

Steven

Russ Meyer's Mondo Topless:

Featuring the world's loveliest Buxotics!



Here, go-go girls in & out of their environment will be revealed to you in scenes that can only be summarized as a swinging tribute to unrestrained female anatomy!

Probably has the best voiceover of all time provided by the bombastically emphatic JOHN FURLONG!

Brundle-Fly


Kane Jones

I'm an arse man. Any films about arses?

Waiting for the first sentence to be quoted with a comma added.

Glebe

Quote from: Kane Jones on July 21, 2017, 09:27:10 PMI'm an arse man. Any films about arses?

TInto Brass enters thread carry his entire filmography.

Phil_A

Quote from: Gwen Taylor on ITV on July 21, 2017, 07:24:18 PM


One for the shit film posters thread as well, actually.

I don't think that film was even a comedy, was it? I seem to remember it being a straight drama, pretty much. The poster makes it look like Porkies.

zomgmouse


Head Gardener



In 'Live Action', young psychiatrist Henry Carstairs moves into an apartment building filled with lonely, sex starved women. This soap is interrupted several times by sexy ads.

Rev



Obscure 1968 film called 'The Satanist?'  Sounds like a schlocky horror delight!

It's boobs, nothing but a boob delivery system.  No plot or anything, just a lot of black and white boobs, pants-on dry humping, and disturbingly hairy men.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Bhazor on July 21, 2017, 06:55:55 PM
Just saw the trailer for the latest Kate Upton vehicle The Layover. Here is the thumbnail for said trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzm4wBjwQKM

It reminded me of the era where films were sold purely on the idea of seeing a tit. Once so prevalent but in our current pornsoaked generation it now feels almost twee. Imagine paying a tenner just to see Kate Upton's cleavage twelve foot high on the big screen for a split second. Like the terrible Kelly Brook film Three where the entirety of the marketing was "Kelly Brook gets her udders out." Most marketing material ignoring the whole creepy rapey feel the sex scenes had. Still chuggable though.

Its like the sanitised version of the Chesty Morgan films with a thin veneer of "Hey it is too a real movie".



Kate Upton showing some truly impressive acting in that trailer. She pissed all over Marylebone Street  (it's an enduring image, isn't it ? ) ( fake edit: my original sentence just then should have been " She pisses all over Meryl  Streep ", but I see no reason not to retain the sentence my tablet produced ).