we meet up behind your back and laugh at you and your mugging

[Midas]

"what you been up to this week john"

*in muppet voice* "well, e-ever since the mugging-"

"STILL going on about that, are we"

*in muppet voice* "i'm frightened, i cannae cope"

we absolutely howl with laughter at you and your mugging

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

HE GRABBED MY MUMS STRING PEARLS AND THEY WENT ALL OVER THE PAVEMENT.

[Midas]

YOU MUG

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Mugging? Look, I'm more of a stage actor, okay? Your performances have to be larger in theatre.