She was only a tum te tum...

[Santa's Boyfriend]

She was only a princess from Alderan, but she knew a surprising amount about grooming the Wookie.

(your go)

[mook]

she was only a shopkeeper's daughter, but she knew how to snatch milk, destroy unions, produce frightful offspring, plunder the nation's social housing and apparently liveforfuckingever.


(is that the sort of thing?)

[CaledonianGonzo]

She was only the ironmonger's daughter, but she knew a surprising amount about fish as well.

[mook]

he was only the great-great grandson of a famous modeller of wax, but his creations were fackin' mince.


(please tell me if i've got the hang of this game)

[sirhenry]

She was only an Austrian's daughter, but he sure knew how to bunker?


(is that the sort of thing?)

[Neville Chamberlain]

She was only a herbalist's daughter, but she knew a surprising amount about leatherworking.

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She was only a


I'm sorry; I've just realised I've never heard of women before, and can't contribute because I don't understand the pronoun "she".

[Neville Chamberlain]

She was only a trapeze artist's daughter, but she knew a surprising amount about animal husbandry.

[Neville Chamberlain]

She was only a


I'm sorry; I've just realised I've never heard of women before, and can't contribute because I don't understand the pronoun "she".

A woman is simply a man with no winkle.

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A woman is simply a man with no winkle.

Thanks for this.  I'll spend a few days trying to work up a couplet from here.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

He was only the chairman of RBS, but he knew a surprising amount about quantitative easing.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Precisely because she is Suzie Dent's daughter, she knows a huge amount about dangling modifiers.

[doppelkorn]

She was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, but Jim Morrison wasn't available at the time.

[Absorb the anus burn]

She was only a deaf German heroin addict who sang on the first Velvet Underground LP before falling off her bike in Ibiza.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

He was only the son of a chicken farmer, but he knew a surprising amount about final solutions.

[Ocho]

She was only a coal-miner's daughter, she had no other characteristics of any kind.

[Oops! Wrong Planet]

She was only a 1974 UK number one in English, but was a hit elsewhere in several other languages as well.

[Ocho]

She was only a lamplighter's daughter, then she wasn't, then she was again.  It only happened for a second, but it was really weird.  Jeff thinks one of the contacts has corroded and it'll be a simple job to replace it but I'm not opening her up to look, it'll void the warranty.

[Talulah, really!]

She was only a lighthouse keeper but she flashed for all to see.

She was only a Slovakian chess player but she loved her Czech mate.

She was only a tailor's assistant but she took in any lengths.

She was only a poodle dresser but she knew her doggy style.

She was only Dr. Livingston's navigator but she knew her missionary position.

She was only a psychiatrist but she made plenty of free associations.

She was only an after dinner speaker but she went down very well.

She was only an archaeologist but you should see what she dug up.

She was only a TV tuner but she would fiddle with your knob.

She was only an automatic door fitter but she would part to let you enter.

She was only a bank clerk till she lost her interest.

She was only a bleacher but she was always dyeing to finish.

She may have sold bunting but was never known to flag.

She was only a calligrapher but she never rushed her strokes.

She was only a camel rider but she never took the hump.

She was only a clairvoyant but she could always see you coming.

She was only a Gaelic language enthusiast and she was always "Up the Erse."

She was only an ex-nun but she never lost the habit.

She was only a newspaper feature writer but she loved her weekly column.

She was only an envelope filler but her flaps were always licked.

She only ever acted in "Mansfield Park" but everyone adored her exquisite Fanny.

She was only a picnic maker but her spreads were much enjoyed.

She was only a railway points fixer but she dealt with all the stiff ones.

She was only a liquorice packer but she had handled all sorts.

She was only a flower arranger but she spread her petals on the stalks.

She was only a melodramatic villain but she came to a sticky end.

She was only a amateur boxer but she took it hard in the ring.

She was only a trad-jazz player but she blew a real mean horn.

She was only a pancake maker but she tossed herself every night.

She was only a sandwich maker but she liked a real good filling.

She was only a scaffolding safety officer but she checked out plenty of erections.

She was only a  photographic processor but she like to see what would develop.

She was only a precision engineer but she found small tools were  boring.

She was only a property manager but she let it out for anyone.

She was only a Surrey town historian but she couldn't explain the Staines.

She was only a taxidermist but she revelled in a well stuffed pussy.

She was only an ironmonger but she supplied a good hard screw.

She was only a joinery supplier but she dealt in tools and lengths.

She was only a golf club secretary but she was always open to new members.

She was only midwife but her work was increasingly laboured....

[Notlob]

She was only Michael Caine, but not a lot of people knew that.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

She was only the swamp priestess of Cthulu, but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[Smeraldina Rima]

She was only on Get Your Own Back, but had raised her child with chickens.

[v00n]

She was only a carpet layer's daughter, but she liked her under felt

She was only an Admiral's daughter, but her navel base was always full of discharged seamen

etc

[HappyTree]

A woman is simply a man with no winkle.

There a guy here asking to speak to you about something.

[v00n]

There a guy here asking to speak to you about something.

Why, exactly?