101 things to do before you die

[thenoise]

85. Become fluent in a dead language

[BlueSkies]

Becoming fluent in a live one would suit me.

Oh yeah, the numbers (is this thread going to be locked at 101?):

87. Go scuba diving

88. Take up hang gliding. This must be the closest thing it feels like to actually fly.

89. Learn to sail, buy a yacht, and sail to various far flung locations with the love of my life.

90. Make money doing what I love.

91. Make some sort of cultural imprint.

92. Buy a castle.

[Buelligan]

93.  Convert to militant gypsyism and move next door to Pythov and Small World.

[Artemis]

94. Dance like you assume the breakdown in a dance track will finish and the track will bring the beat back in, only to find you're four bars ahead.

95. Go to a circus when you're over 35 (too old for the target demographic and older than the 'there ironically' crowd)

96. Burn someone's house down having removed their dog prior to the destruction, then appear on the scene as they're broken and tearful, clutching the hound (aka become a hero while being a cunt)

97. Become part of the 'keep analogue' digital resistance (or found it)

98. After fully preparing a 'playden' by removing sharp and large objects, animalistically indulge yourself by stuffing every orifice with anything in sight.


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94. Reconcile with your parents, if possible, and get to know them as co-humans.

95. At some point in your late twenties, sell every possible possession you own.

96. Work out what entitles you to your opinions and if there's no good reason, get rid of them.

97. Climb a mountain and when you're at the top, with a good view, scream into the void.

98. Plan a long haul trip but don't take a plane.

[biggytitbo]

93) Have a really superb shit, the kind of superb shit that would score an immediate 10/10 and warrant a letter to the home secretary, the head rabbi and Prince Phillip.
94) Invent the contour twist pillow - watch royalties flood in.
95) Erect a statue of Dickie Davis on Io, one of the moons of Jupiter.
96) Have Bobby Brown assassinated.
97) Have Bobby Ball fellated.
98) Entomb Ed Balls in a malfunctioning portaloo full of turds and ants, and bury it 3 miles under the Pacific ocean.
99) Punch a ghost.
100) Develop a gigantic puppy that you can ride around on like a horse

[Buelligan]

101.  Tell BTbo he can't count.

[alan nagsworth]

101.

LOCK THE THREAD

[BlodwynPig]

101.  Tell BTbo he can't count.

mid-40s or so: Tell Buelligan she should check the thread before posting after mook

[Buelligan]

78.  Learn never to trust a mook.

[Replies From View]

115)  Purge laptop of porn

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

84. Make a living doing something I genuinely enjoy

90. Make money doing what I love.

But once it becomes a job, you may find you don't enjoy/love it anymore.

[mook]

78.  Learn never to trust a mook.

the hint is in the name sugartits, the hint was always in the name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqbc7X2NQY

[Buelligan]

hehe

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

85. Become fluent in a dead language

I'm attending Irish classes from next Thursday so I will get there before you.

[Lt. Organphalia]

10x. Post this earlier:

92. Walk all over your houses in my stockinged feet.

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116)  Travel back in time and patent rapeseed oil.  There's some serious money to be made from that shit.

[rudi]

1. Start a list from the beginning again just to be annoying

[mook]

3. learn to totally disregard even numbers.

[Ginyard]

1. Start a list from the beginning again just to be annoying

Damn that felt good.

[Don_Preston]

A) Flounce from the forum, only to return and regularly troll the thread.

[BlodwynPig]

2. Binge on phosphorus

[Santa's Boyfriend]

2. ahh, been holding that in for ages.

[Consignia]

Not scream like my passengers.

[Small Man Big Horse]

11.11.11. Mock mook.

12. Make love to mook.

[BlodwynPig]

13. Spook mook
14. Barry Took mook

[falafel]

102. Pretend to miss the point.

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103)  Pretend to become angry at someone who was pretending to miss a point of some kind.  Suddenly realise that the person who was pretending to miss the point has mistaken your pretend anger for real anger, and that your entire life has become a special truncation of all worlds into themselves.  Become angry, and then realise that actually they were pretending all along, and that you were wrong yet again.  Do the muttering thing you do, and retire to bed.

[BlodwynPig]

1.4) Do a ram raid, like back in the 90s, only get caught on better CCTV footage.

[BlodwynPig]

Infinity) Kill a CaB thread

[Buelligan]

iiiv.  Get through a day like a normal human being.