Rain - The North's Secret Weapon

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Look at the South. Those desperate drought-starved fools. Look as they scramble to steal what isn't theirs:



You thought we were finished when all that coal stopped being economically viable to dig up and burn. Little did you realise one day our dismal geographical position would leave us with a liquid goldmine, guaranteed to keep on giving- forever.

I've got a large puddle in my back yard. Anyone from the south can have it for a tenner- they must bring their own equipment to transport this to the south. That is the only reasonable requirement that I ask.

[mook]

the south isn't even on that map shoulders, you total racist.

[rudi]

Like you lot even know what you're supposed to do with it.

[CaledonianGonzo]

the south isn't even on that map shoulders, you total racist.

Neither are the UK's actual greatest strategic water reserves.

[biggytitbo]

They missed the roobarb triangle off.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Look at those idiots- they even have a place called 'Beds and Hunts', presumably where all the foxes get chased and somewhere for horsey people go to sleep on. And Bucks, where they keep all the money.

They've had it good for too long. Foxes can only sustain you so much. The biscuits or the mints, really.

[the midnight watch baboon]

I lived in Beds, Hunts and Cambs without moving house. HOW?

[mook]

^ the tories with their vote catching doohickery.

[the midnight watch baboon]

^'s about right.

Worst was when we lived in Hunts, its capital's folk are literally spinning backwards through time, space and polyester

[Neomod]

They're awash in The Wash I see.

[wasp_f15ting]

Have you tasted the water down south too? It tastes of melted porcelain babies.. fucking vile dunno how they drink that stuff.

[BlodwynPig]

Aye, Lad. Blood poofters, coming up here, taking our rain. Let them rot I say. When I was a young 'un, we used to eat rain for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Sometimes, on special occasions like, we'd get to taste the rain that had collected in me Father's rusty bathtub out in the yard. My first wank was in the rain

[Mr Eggs]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reclaimed_water

Let us send them our piss. It may stop them from taking it.

[mcbpete]

Is this a remake of the opening titles of Dad's Army ?