Are you a Bob Dylan fan looking for work?

[Petey Pate]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/jobs/are-you-a-bob-dylan-fan-looking-for-work-street-fundraising-9-11-ph/87108726

So what kind of questions will they be asking in the interview?

[CaledonianGonzo]

So what kind of questions will they be asking in the interview?

Where have you been, my blue-eyed son?

[Buelligan]

How many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand?

[non capisco]

What the fuck was that Christmas album all about?

[Cerys]

Christmas, presumably.

[CaledonianGonzo]

I'd recommend another listen to the track 'Must Be Santa' - it's actually pretty good.

Anyway:

And you - just what do you do, anyway?

(an obscurey, but a goody).

[non capisco]

I hear the interviewer is a one-eyed midget shouting the word "NOW" and you're expected to respond in the correct way.

[thepuffpastryhangman]

Covenant, miss?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Can You Please Crawl Out (Y)our Window?

[Hank Venture]

One more cup of coffee for the road?

[Neville Chamberlain]

"Like your hero Bob Dylan, are you also loved by everyone despite being bafflingly rubbish and generally tedious? Thanks!"

[CaledonianGonzo]

It's off to the Oscillations 'Shit from cunts' thread for you, Nev.

[thepuffpastryhangman]

If you gotta go... can you at least take a leaflet?

[Neville Chamberlain]

It's off to the Oscillations 'Shit from cunts' thread for you, Nev.

Bah!

[CaledonianGonzo]

Bah!

Bah!llad of a Thin Man.

[thepuffpastryhangman]

If you sign here, say...£10 a month?

[Icehaven]

What does the 9-11 p/h bit mean?

[Cerys]

Presumably £9-£11 per hour.  Either that or it's actually a terrorist cell using a bizarre code.

[Icehaven]

Presumably £9-£11 per hour.  Either that or it's actually a terrorist cell using a bizarre code.

Think it must be the latter as in the job description it says it's £8.50 per hour. Unless that's just the basic wage and they get a few quid commission for everyone they bleat into submission sign up to the noble cause.