Wimblewrong 2023 - Round 2 - touchingcloth vs Spoon of Ploff

[Ferris]

who's breaking the rules now, mate.

[selectivememory]

Right, I can see it now. I will just ask voters to disregard his manner of presentation and judge him solely on the content of the actual shot. A recap of the match so far then (click images to see full size):

touchingcloth 1:


Spoon of Ploff 1:


touchingcloth 2:

[Spoon of Ploff]

selectivememory has shown the wisdom of Solomon here, and I applaud him.

However I fear the wanking baboons that make up much of the voting population of Wimblewrong will be unable to look beyond this shiny new thing touchingcloth has dangled in front of them. Their cripplingly limited abilities to make a valued judgement will have already been influenced. In other words, the damage has been done.

touchingcloth should be disqualified this immediately.

[Ferris]

Touchingcloth got done by the teachers ahahaha

[touchingcloth]

ABIDE WITH ME

[selectivememory]

I would disqualify cloth, but then Ploff would be in the semis without winning a completed match this year, and that just wouldn't be on.

[Cerys]

Since each image is of the right proportions, it seems that threatening disqualification would be unfair.  Better perhaps just to learn from this and put an addendum to the rules regarding presentation.

[selectivememory]

Lifetime ban for cloth. He's just too mischievous for the very serious business of Wimblewrong.

[Cerys]

I can't agree.  Let the voters decide whether or not he progresses.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yea he's just mucking about

[selectivememory]

Just for clarity, because maybe I'm not correctly reading the tone of other people's posts, but I thought we were all joking about disqualifying cloth?

[Cerys]

Well, don't I look stupid now 🙄

[superthunderstingcar]

I think Ferris should be disqualified instead.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I think Ferris should be disqualified instead.

Yea probably for the best

[selectivememory]

Yes, this is clearly all Ferris's fault.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Lucky to have got this far really. Best snuff him out before he embarrasses us all further

[Ferris]

Lifetime ban for cloth. He's just too mischievous for the very serious business of Wimblewrong.

Finally someone talking sense, bit of backbone around here

[Ferris]

Just read the rest of the thread. You will all be hearing from my solicitors (Gloylot, Gloylot & Nolly LLP).

I'll never back down from whatever absurd position I'm in. Never!!

[touchingcloth]

I've buried Ferris now. I've set up a GoFundMe to cover the cable ties and hammers and shovels and whatnot.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

I say don't disqualify cloth and I'm being serious (and was being facetious earlier).

[Mr Farenheit]

Lifetime ban for cloth. He's just too mischievous for the very serious business of Wimblewrong.

He'll just pretend he died and enter as a 'ghost', then when we say that can't be true he'll say PROVE IT. You can't win with people like that.

Ferris is worse though.

[Ferris]

touchingcloth just sent me 35 quid with memo line "please be my friend" lmao

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Ref!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Can I surprise you? I like  the user Touchingclothes

[The Mollusk]

Loving this but can someone explain Ploff's shot? I know that's the Twitter rebranding but don't get the Cif reference

[Clive Dogshit]

I hope one day I can find a love like the one Ferris and touchingcloth have. Honestly it's adorbs.

[TheGingerAlien]

Loving this but can someone explain Ploff's shot? I know that's the Twitter rebranding but don't get the Cif reference

I guess it's because cif used to be known as jif? Reckon he shopped in a Marathon bar first before thinking it might alienate anyone under 40.

Looking forward to seeing where this goes next. Unsure if I want justice for cloth or life imprisonment at the moment.

[selectivememory]

Loving this but can someone explain Ploff's shot? I know that's the Twitter rebranding but don't get the Cif reference

tc's avatar:

[TheGingerAlien]

Jeez, just look at all the flies buzzing round that thing.

[The Mollusk]

What a mess