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Title: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
Getting 2 kittens in a fortnight. 2 brothers, black & black/white. My little boy is a fucking idiot and his suggestions so far are 'kitten', 'my little bare bottom', 'nuggety custard', 'Guggle Nunny' and 'Bumpy Tanna'. I used to say I would call two cats Raskalnikov and Kinski but I'm not sure and it's been vetoed anyway. I should maybe not be allowed to name animals as previously I have named other cats McCarthy (after Jon, my favourite Port Vale player), Aidan (as in Moffatt) and Dave. Any ideas?
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Post by: touchingcloth on November 11, 2021, 10:35:05 PM
Cock and Balls.
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Post by: idunnosomename on November 11, 2021, 10:37:35 PM
CUNTBUSTER and CAPTAIN PAEDOPHILE
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Post by: Icehaven on November 11, 2021, 10:38:14 PM
We need pictures. Can't name pusses without seeing them.
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Post by: Dex Sawash on November 11, 2021, 10:38:24 PM
kittens
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Post by: Neville Chamberlain on November 11, 2021, 10:39:27 PM
Stephen and Michael.
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Post by: Icehaven on November 11, 2021, 10:45:04 PM
PICTURES.
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Post by: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:45:12 PM
Quote from: icehaven on November 11, 2021, 10:38:14 PM
We need pictures. Can't name pusses without seeing them.

We don't get them for a fortnight but will post a picture when we do. The woman at the refuge said she'd try and Whatsapp us something so perhaps that'll show up soon.
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 11, 2021, 10:47:51 PM
Danny
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 11, 2021, 10:49:28 PM
Quote from: idunnosomename on November 11, 2021, 10:37:35 PM
CUNTBUSTER and CAPTAIN PAEDOPHILE

Full laugh
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Post by: Rizla on November 11, 2021, 10:50:59 PM
Nug and Yeb   (https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Nug_and_Yeb)
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on November 11, 2021, 10:53:18 PM
Kuma and Panda - oh wait, Panda's a girl. Roger and Alex
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Post by: Captain Z on November 11, 2021, 10:56:03 PM
Really hard to see past Guggle Nunny and Bumpy Tanna, to be honest. Excellent names.
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Post by: shiftwork2 on November 11, 2021, 10:57:58 PM
Barry and Paul.
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Post by: Icehaven on November 11, 2021, 11:09:21 PM
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:45:12 PM
We don't get them for a fortnight but will post a picture when we do. The woman at the refuge said she'd try and Whatsapp us something so perhaps that'll show up soon.

Good! Anticipating kittypics.
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Post by: Norton Canes on November 11, 2021, 11:24:46 PM
Quote from: Captain Z on November 11, 2021, 10:56:03 PM
Really hard to see past Guggle Nunny and Bumpy Tanna, to be honest. Excellent names

Yeah, this. Best kitten names ever.

'Kitten name or H.S. Art thread?'
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Post by: touchingcloth on November 11, 2021, 11:32:42 PM
Pussy and Wagon.
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Post by: Cerys on November 11, 2021, 11:42:51 PM
Granville and Foggy.
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Post by: Captain Z on November 11, 2021, 11:54:17 PM
Cat-BW2111/96047-M-0001
Cat-BW2111/96047-M-0002

Lenny & Gibbo

Caramel & Waffle

The Cinnamons
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Post by: Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle on November 11, 2021, 11:59:18 PM
rhubarb and custard
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Post by: touchingcloth on November 12, 2021, 12:15:10 AM
Timmy O'Danaos and Donna Ferentes.
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Post by: idunnosomename on November 12, 2021, 12:18:30 AM
Ian and Myra
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Post by: touchingcloth on November 12, 2021, 12:22:46 AM
Kate and Gerry.
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Post by: Mr_Simnock on November 12, 2021, 12:24:38 AM
fred and rosemary

rick and adrian (after the dangerous brothers)
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Post by: JamesTC on November 12, 2021, 12:26:55 AM
Boaty McBoatface and Sir David Attenborough.
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Post by: touchingcloth on November 12, 2021, 12:29:07 AM
Cook'd and Bomb'd.
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Post by: Mr Banlon on November 12, 2021, 12:34:10 AM
Jake & Elwood
Reggie & Ronnie
Henry & Otis
Chips & Gravy
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Post by: flotemysost on November 12, 2021, 12:59:50 AM
Ron & Hans

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
'my little bare bottom'

This is superb tbf, fair play to your boy. Imagine if one of them goes missing (god forbid etc). HAS ANYONE SEEN MY LITTLE BARE BOTTOM? CASH REWARD!
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Post by: Catalogue Trousers on November 12, 2021, 01:32:43 AM
Frosty and Corporal Fox
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Post by: beanheadmcginty on November 12, 2021, 01:32:53 AM
Shitten & Titten
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Post by: Cerys on November 12, 2021, 01:34:19 AM
Shitz and Giggles.
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Post by: Kankurette on November 12, 2021, 01:34:43 AM
Gloylot and Mizbet?
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Post by: Chedney Honks on November 12, 2021, 02:36:00 AM
Super Mario Bros.

And Super Mario Bros. 2
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Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 12, 2021, 03:26:10 AM
I think My Little Bare Bottom is a beautiful name for a kitten. Call the other one Pound.
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Post by: Bigfella on November 12, 2021, 04:27:56 AM
Either Missus & Slocombe or Shrodinger & Pavlov
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Post by: Attila on November 12, 2021, 05:11:20 AM
Small Robert and Snox Boop
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Post by: seepage on November 12, 2021, 06:10:54 AM
José A & José B
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Post by: SpiderChrist on November 12, 2021, 06:19:29 AM
Hairy Johnson & Banana Cunt
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 12, 2021, 07:24:41 AM
Pustule 5

&

Slickass
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Post by: Endicott on November 12, 2021, 09:12:44 AM
Nigel and Derek.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 12, 2021, 09:15:50 AM
Mum and Dad.

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
Getting 2 kittens in a fortnight. 2 brothers, black & black/white. My little boy is a fucking idiot and his suggestions so far are 'kitten', 'my little bare bottom', 'nuggety custard', 'Guggle Nunny' and 'Bumpy Tanna'. I used to say I would call two cats Raskalnikov and Kinski but I'm not sure and it's been vetoed anyway. I should maybe not be allowed to name animals as previously I have named other cats McCarthy (after Jon, my favourite Port Vale player), Aidan (as in Moffatt) and Dave. Any ideas?

Blimey, those are embarrassing cat names. Go with one of your boy's suggestions instead.
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Post by: poo on November 12, 2021, 09:23:33 AM
Buttman and Rocco
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Post by: thenoise on November 12, 2021, 09:25:43 AM
Quote from: touchingcloth on November 12, 2021, 12:29:07 AM
Cook'd and Bomb'd.
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Post by: The Ombudsman on November 12, 2021, 10:05:29 AM
Derek and Clive
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Post by: Chollis on November 12, 2021, 10:10:05 AM
dogden
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Post by: Kelvin on November 12, 2021, 10:17:53 AM
Absolutely howling at your sons suggestions, HZJ.
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Post by: Jittlebags on November 12, 2021, 10:20:20 AM
Blofeld and Mr Bond. When you hear the cat flap, you can either do "I've been expecting you Mr Bond", or if it's the other cat "Wrong Pushy".[nb]see Diamonds Are Forever[/nb]
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on November 12, 2021, 10:36:27 AM
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
Getting 2 kittens in a fortnight. 2 brothers, black & black/white. My little boy is a fucking idiot and his suggestions so far are 'kitten', 'my little bare bottom', 'nuggety custard', 'Guggle Nunny' and 'Bumpy Tanna'. I used to say I would call two cats Raskalnikov and Kinski but I'm not sure and it's been vetoed anyway. I should maybe not be allowed to name animals as previously I have named other cats McCarthy (after Jon, my favourite Port Vale player), Aidan (as in Moffatt) and Dave. Any ideas?

Imagine standing outside shouting "My little bare bottom, come in now! My little bare bottom, it's time for tea!"
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on November 12, 2021, 10:36:59 AM
Why not name them after your two favourite CAB posters?
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 12, 2021, 10:38:35 AM
Quote from: Jittlebags on November 12, 2021, 10:20:20 AM
Blofeld and Mr Bond. When you hear the cat flap, you can either do "I've been expecting you Mr Bond", or if it's the other cat "Wrong Pushy".[nb]see Diamonds Are Forever[/nb]

Oddfeld and Blojob.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Kankurette on November 12, 2021, 10:41:27 AM
My cat is named after Gary Speed. With Nigel as a middle name, after Nigel Pearson, because he is a psycho.
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on November 12, 2021, 10:36:27 AM
Imagine standing outside shouting "My little bare bottom, come in now! My little bare bottom, it's time for tea!"
"Guggle Nunny! Guggle Nunny!"

HZJ's kid should be allowed to name all their pets.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on November 12, 2021, 10:46:32 AM
Imagine if a friend came round for tea and you wanted to show him/her your new cat. "Have you seen my little bare bottom? Look how furry he is"
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: The Mollusk on November 12, 2021, 11:05:47 AM
My Little Bare Bottom's got worms. It's a nightmare trying to give him the medicine.

My Little Bare Bottom's around here somewhere. He is quite shy but if you shake this box of treats he might come out.

My Little Bare Bottom keeps catching mice, but he'll have your arm off if you try to take them off him.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Kankurette on November 12, 2021, 11:16:54 AM
It reminds me of that Joyce Grenfell sketch about the teacher telling the kids a story. "No, Sidney, Silly Old Fat Man is not a good name for a bunny rabbit."
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Post by: thenoise on November 12, 2021, 11:35:54 AM
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on November 12, 2021, 10:36:59 AM
Why not name them after your two favourite CAB posters?

Naming a kitten "poo" might get a bit confusing (poo is on the sofa, etc).

As for this cunt (http://yourprofilelol.com), well, as if they need any more encouragement
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Tony Tony Tony on November 12, 2021, 11:38:40 AM
My Philosophy tutor at college had two kittens called Anaximander and Anaximenes. He hilariously used to claim the names were longer than the cats themselves.

They weren't though and he was a cunt of the first order.
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Post by: Bad Ambassador on November 12, 2021, 11:40:34 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Addie_and_Hermy_from_The_Dandy.png)
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Post by: xxxx xxx x xxx on November 12, 2021, 12:03:48 PM
Do as Syd Barrett did - Rover and Fido.
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Post by: Alberon on November 12, 2021, 12:22:35 PM
Muslimsaregay and Iluvdonkeycock

or

Mrs Slocombe's Vagina and Bigbouncingtesticles

or

Hsssss and Ffsssss if you want them to piss off all the time.
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Post by: MojoJojo on November 12, 2021, 12:26:57 PM
Papa Doc and Papa Doc's best friend.
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Post by: itsfredtitmus on November 12, 2021, 12:29:58 PM
Secret question and password
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Post by: Pink Gregory on November 12, 2021, 01:37:35 PM
Godzilla and MechaGodzilla
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Post by: pancreas on November 12, 2021, 01:53:47 PM
B 'n P
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Post by: mothman on November 12, 2021, 03:32:26 PM
Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd.
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Post by: jobotic on November 12, 2021, 03:34:06 PM
When it inevitably goes missing you can put up posters that say "Have you seen My Little Bare Bottom? Please look in your shed"



Some great names here but remember they won't always be kittens, one day they'll be grown cats looking to have successful careers and they'll need serious names, like Mr Udigawa.
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Post by: bgmnts on November 12, 2021, 03:35:30 PM
Gianluigi Buffon and Bob.
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Post by: drummersaredeaf on November 12, 2021, 03:40:12 PM
Giorgio, which is Italian for Gary, and Gaspard, which is French for Gary.
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Post by: bgmnts on November 12, 2021, 03:41:57 PM
Cyrax and Orange Drink.

Jason and The Argonauts.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 12, 2021, 03:46:31 PM
Quote from: jobotic on November 12, 2021, 03:34:06 PM
When it inevitably goes missing you can put up posters that say "Have you seen My Little Bare Bottom? Please look in your shed"

Quote from: flotemysost on November 12, 2021, 12:59:50 AM
This is superb tbf, fair play to your boy. Imagine if one of them goes missing (god forbid etc). HAS ANYONE SEEN MY LITTLE BARE BOTTOM? CASH REWARD!

CHECK OUT and THIS DUNCE?
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Post by: Das Reboot on November 12, 2021, 04:05:14 PM
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
after Jon, my favourite Port Vale player

Could your boy get behind the idea of calling one Bogie?
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Post by: Kankurette on November 12, 2021, 05:54:24 PM
Carlton and Kevin.
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Post by: holyzombiejesus on November 12, 2021, 09:56:18 PM
Quote from: Das Reboot on November 12, 2021, 04:05:14 PM
Could your boy get behind the idea of calling one Bogie?

He actually mentioned that, although is blissfully unaware of the midfield maestro. He wanted to call both cats 'the bogies'.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: markburgle on November 13, 2021, 09:51:09 AM
I used a cat-name generator to name my cat. You type in the gender and colour and then it starts spitting em out. 3rd or 4th was "Lester". Boom. Job done
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Phoenix Lazarus on November 13, 2021, 10:14:58 AM
You could call them Holyjesuszombie's Kitten One and Holyjesuszombie's Kitten Two.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: greencalx on November 13, 2021, 10:15:18 AM
Although all of our cats have had official names, I've generally always called them "cat". They don't care, and we've only ever had one at a time so it's always obvious which cat I mean.

I am reminded of a snippet read out on the News Quiz a long time ago about some parents who named both their sons Murdo. They were reported as saying "they are named after different Murdos, so there's no confusion".

So call them both Murdo.
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Post by: Cold Meat Platter on November 13, 2021, 10:18:54 AM
Chuck and Norris. Named after Chuck Biscuits the drummer for the band Danzig and Norris McWhirter the racist brainbox.
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Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 13, 2021, 10:24:21 AM
Guys I reckon hzj is going to ignore all these fine selections and call them Bifida Boy and Whiffo
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Post by: Poobum on November 13, 2021, 11:01:03 AM
Kit n' Caboodle.
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Post by: Das Reboot on November 13, 2021, 11:24:51 AM
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 12, 2021, 09:56:18 PM
He actually mentioned that, although is blissfully unaware of the midfield maestro. He wanted to call both cats 'the bogies'.

The other one should be Boogie in recognition of THAT goal.
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Post by: xxxx xxx x xxx on November 13, 2021, 09:04:14 PM
Whoopsie and Beret
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Post by: mothman on November 13, 2021, 09:22:09 PM
Prince and Symbol.
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Post by: imitationleather on November 13, 2021, 09:30:44 PM
Doesn't Bob Mortimer name cats for people?

@ him. Imagine having cats that Bob Mortimer himself has named. You won't have to if you grow a pair and do it, boy!
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Post by: Emotional Support Peacock on November 13, 2021, 09:31:17 PM
My bare little bottom keeps pooing on the kitchen floor.

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Post by: McChesney Duntz on November 13, 2021, 09:31:20 PM
Baoht Z'uqqa‑Mogg, The Bringer of Pestilence and Max.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 13, 2021, 10:11:08 PM
Quote from: Emotional Support Peacock on November 13, 2021, 09:31:17 PM
My bare little bottom keeps pooing on the kitchen floor.

I would shove My Little Bare Bottom through the catflap as soon as I noticed this was about to happen.

Spanking My Little Bare Bottom would be an overreaction, though.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: imitationleather on November 13, 2021, 10:13:04 PM
Genuinely wish I'd given my pair the AI-generated Tom Glitter and Pompompurr. Those are as good as cat names are going to get.

Once my current set die I'll get a new duo and call them that, I guess.
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Post by: Alberon on November 13, 2021, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: imitationleather on November 13, 2021, 09:30:44 PM
Doesn't Bob Mortimer name cats for people?

Threat Level Tesco was one that had me giggling for hours.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Cold Meat Platter on November 13, 2021, 10:21:48 PM
Meathook and Shotgun.
Cannon and Large.
Goblin and Burgers
Chaka Demus and Pliers
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Post by: poo on November 13, 2021, 10:34:17 PM
Gary and Alan
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Post by: dissolute ocelot on November 13, 2021, 10:40:32 PM
Wattle and Daub. Or if they're girls, Deeley and Dennings.
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Post by: touchingcloth on November 13, 2021, 10:54:59 PM
Cretin, Dumb, Lame, and Imbecile.
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Post by: imitationleather on November 13, 2021, 10:57:34 PM
World in Action and World in Inaction
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Post by: McChesney Duntz on November 13, 2021, 11:01:49 PM
Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on November 13, 2021, 10:21:48 PM
Chaka Demus and Pliers

THIS ONE. THIS ONE.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on November 13, 2021, 11:24:29 PM
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
Getting 2 kittens in a fortnight. 2 brothers, black & black/white. My little boy is a fucking idiot and his suggestions so far are 'kitten', 'my little bare bottom', 'nuggety custard', 'Guggle Nunny' and 'Bumpy Tanna'. I used to say I would call two cats Raskalnikov and Kinski but I'm not sure and it's been vetoed anyway. I should maybe not be allowed to name animals as previously I have named other cats McCarthy (after Jon, my favourite Port Vale player), Aidan (as in Moffatt) and Dave. Any ideas?

Nuggety Custard is a great cat name you maniac
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: pancreas on November 14, 2021, 02:15:17 AM
Hannah and Her Sisters
Diarrhoea and Vomiting
Prince and Rew
Nonce and Paed
Cunt A and Cunt B

What's the point of this? You won't take any of our suggestions—all offered in good faith—seriously. You won't call them Cunt A and Cunt B. You're going to end up calling them Flopsy and Cottontail or something equally saccharine. You disgust me and most of my audience.
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Post by: Pink Gregory on November 14, 2021, 03:24:51 AM
Slap and Tickle
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Post by: drummersaredeaf on November 14, 2021, 09:26:44 AM
Quote from: poo on November 13, 2021, 10:34:17 PM
Gary and Alan

Gaspard et Alain.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: earl_sleek on November 14, 2021, 12:44:07 PM
Purple and Aki.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on November 14, 2021, 12:45:40 PM
Austin and Ted (after the Brass Eye characters)
DCI Jack Meadows and DI Chris Deakin
Del Boy Cat and Rodney Cat
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Post by: dissolute ocelot on November 14, 2021, 01:14:55 PM
Johnny Dankworth and Miao Laine.
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Post by: Jittlebags on November 14, 2021, 01:34:00 PM
Peters and Lee
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Post by: flotemysost on November 14, 2021, 01:41:57 PM
Since reading this thread I keep singing "Guggle Nunny" to the tune of "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies.

Guggle (do do do do do do)
Ah, Guggle Nunny (do do do do do do)
You are a kitty cat
And My Little Bare Bottom, too


On a serious(ish) note, Nugget and Custard could be a cute compromise?
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Tony Tony Tony on November 14, 2021, 01:55:13 PM
Adolf Kitler and Benito Pussolini.
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Post by: Dex Sawash on November 14, 2021, 01:55:44 PM
New Cat and Bastard morelike
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Post by: mothman on November 14, 2021, 01:59:57 PM
Neil and Barry.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 14, 2021, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: mothman on November 14, 2021, 01:59:57 PM
Neil and Barry.

I know cats are fascists but these dictator name suggestions aren't that funny.
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Post by: mothman on November 14, 2021, 03:00:20 PM
lol
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 14, 2021, 03:24:08 PM
Let the CaB hivemind decide...

(https://i.imgur.com/QagEj83.jpg)
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Dex Sawash on November 14, 2021, 04:16:12 PM

Danny and Sturgeon
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Post by: dissolute ocelot on November 16, 2021, 01:54:30 PM
Scratchy and Licky.
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Post by: pancreas on November 16, 2021, 02:44:07 PM
Gangrene and Sepsis
Cholera and Dysentery
Syphilis and Leprosy
Chlamydia and Gonorrhea [Shakespeare considers rewrite]
Japanese 'n Cephalitis
Swine flu and avian flu
Alpha variant and delta variant
Good Aids and Bad Aids
MS & ME
Leukaemia and Normal Cancer
His peas and herpes
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: markburgle on November 16, 2021, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: imitationleather on November 13, 2021, 10:57:34 PM
World in Action and World in Inaction

Should've been World in Action and World Inaction, just for maximum confusion, impracticality, and pedantry. They could've had a lot of fun insisting upon guests using the correct, minutely differing pronunciations. "No you fool, that's World Inaction. That's World in Action!".
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Jittlebags on November 16, 2021, 05:30:50 PM
Labia Minora and Labia Majora. You could get special cat flaps made.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: imitationleather on November 16, 2021, 06:35:16 PM
Quote from: markburgle on November 16, 2021, 03:04:24 PM
Should've been World in Action and World Inaction, just for maximum confusion, impracticality, and pedantry. They could've had a lot of fun insisting upon guests using the correct, minutely differing pronunciations. "No you fool, that's World Inaction. That's World in Action!".

This is genius. Going to get my current pair put down so I can get two new ones using this naming system.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: mothman on November 16, 2021, 06:37:22 PM
^He will, as well. We all know what he's like.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: markburgle on November 16, 2021, 10:34:50 PM
Quote from: imitationleather on November 16, 2021, 06:35:16 PM
This is genius. Going to get my current pair put down so I can get two new ones using this naming system.

My sorrow for indirectly causing double cat-murder is dwarfed by my pride that a thing I suggested has been run with by a stranger. So you're welcome
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: idunnosomename on November 16, 2021, 11:36:15 PM
these must be cats by now. what are you calling them already
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Ferris on November 17, 2021, 08:14:24 AM
Craig and David.
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Post by: greenman on November 17, 2021, 10:24:46 AM
Jack and Domino
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Post by: markburgle on November 17, 2021, 12:23:02 PM
Flotsam and Jetsam
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on November 17, 2021, 12:31:49 PM
Havoc and Prodigy
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Post by: Jittlebags on November 17, 2021, 01:23:42 PM
Morris and Marina.
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Post by: Fambo Number Mive on November 17, 2021, 01:48:15 PM
Howard and Pearl

Clarence and Leon

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Post by: idunnosomename on November 17, 2021, 01:50:43 PM
Slayer and Megadeth
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Post by: Cerys on November 17, 2021, 11:27:35 PM
Bumflap and Spume.
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Post by: idunnosomename on November 17, 2021, 11:40:46 PM
Hall and Oates
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on November 17, 2021, 11:47:30 PM
Don Logan and Teddy Bass
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Post by: flotemysost on November 17, 2021, 11:48:01 PM
Poppy and Captain Tom
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Sherringford Hovis on November 18, 2021, 12:11:25 AM
Eggdyllis and Clowne.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: mothman on November 18, 2021, 12:18:58 AM
Pick Two Names For Fuck's Sake and Close The Thread Already.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 18, 2021, 12:23:54 AM
Grrrrr! and Woofwoofwoofwoofwoof!
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on November 18, 2021, 09:24:15 AM
Quote from: Dex Sawash on November 14, 2021, 01:55:44 PMNew Cat and Bastard

Favourite so far
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: holyzombiejesus on November 18, 2021, 12:48:39 PM
Picking them up tonight so can post a picture. Disappointingly, one might be called Banger as the boy and my wife both like it. However, he's also now come up with Mistrope, Dinoflap and Drip Drip Squirt.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on November 18, 2021, 12:51:31 PM
Mistrope sounds like a Cab user name.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Jittlebags on November 18, 2021, 02:43:11 PM
Meatus and Gland
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 18, 2021, 03:46:57 PM
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 18, 2021, 12:48:39 PMPicking them up tonight so can post a picture. Disappointingly, one might be called Banger as the boy and my wife both like it. However, he's also now come up with Mistrope, Dinoflap and Drip Drip Squirt.

I'm liking Dinoflap. However, if one's called Banger, perhaps the other should be called Mash.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 18, 2021, 03:47:47 PM
Or Smash to rescue the missing S.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: Johnny Yesno on November 18, 2021, 03:50:15 PM
Banger and WipeYourCockOnTheCurtains?
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: dissolute ocelot on November 18, 2021, 05:00:55 PM
Banger and Artisan Chorizo #FBFE Cunt.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: touchingcloth on November 18, 2021, 05:08:58 PM
Banger and Chooooooooon, Mate, Chooooooooooooooooooon.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: holyzombiejesus on November 18, 2021, 08:33:25 PM
Half the time the kittens are hiding and the other half they're going absolutely bananas and photos are blurred. They both had operations today so I'm going to leave them alone for a couple of days but will get some photos up asap. Currently looking like Banger and Boing.
Title: Re: What shall I call our new kittens?
Post by: holyzombiejesus on November 25, 2021, 10:23:18 PM
Disappointing news. They're called Bodkin and Scout. And so endeth the thread.