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[touchingcloth]

The original team came together via their mutual appreciation for metropolitan rapid transit systems, and were first known as The King's Cross St. Pancrases.

Heh. Arse. 

[Paul Calf]

You are a puckish fellow.

[studpuppet]

The original team came together via their mutual appreciation for metropolitan rapid transit systems, and were first known as The King's Cross St. Pancrases.

Heh. Arse.

Don't know where you got this bollocks from; they originally got their name from their mutual appreciation of forme watches, such as the Jaeger Reverso and Cartier Santos Dumont, hence their original name: Dial Square.

[touchingcloth]

Chelsea foot balls club are named after Bill Clinton's daughter. This is in contrast to the area of London, which got its name from the pensioners.

[Icehaven]

Rugby and American Football aren't the same game. Rounders and Baseball aren't the same game. Genuinely thought the Americans just had their own name for them.

[NoSleep]

Chelsea foot balls club are named after Bill Clinton's daughter. This is in contrast to the area of London, which got its name from the pensioners.

I think you'll find they're all named after the hotel.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Chelsea Buns are named after arses.

[Cerys]

I think you'll find they're all named after the hotel.

I bet you don't think it that often, though.

[Replies From View]

Chelsea Buns are named after arses.

Is it called a Chelsea Smile when people do that Joker razor thing on you?  Well anyway that is based on an arse that has been laid on its side.

[jamiefairlie]

Rugby and American Football aren't the same game. Rounders and Baseball aren't the same game. Genuinely thought the Americans just had their own name for them.

Rounders is for kids, Baseball is for fat cunts who dress like Billy Bunter, who is also a fat cunt.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Is it called a Chelsea Smile when people do that Joker razor thing on you?  Well anyway that is based on an arse that has been laid on its side.

Chelsea Smile was first done to an arse not a mouth, by a poo that was too wide caused by eating too many Chelsea Buns.

[studpuppet]

I think you'll find they're all named after the hotel.

The last guest of which, was of course PC Reg Hollis.

[touchingcloth]

Rounders is for kids, Baseball is for fat cunts who dress like Billy Bunter, who is also a fat cunt.

Just had a PM from Ferris to say that this post is "completely true, factually and in spirit."

[touchingcloth]

I think I have finally mentally locked in the differences between the Maxines Peake and Carr.

[NoSleep]

Evacuation = the action of emptying a container of air, water, or other contents, e.g. making a vacuum.

[studpuppet]

I think I have finally mentally locked in the differences between the Maxines Peake and Carr.

I bet you have, you dirty old bollocks etc.

[Replies From View]

MARATHON and SNICKERS use the same number of letters.


Always felt MARATHON was a longer word; maybe it's due to the comparative thinness of the I.






this post was brought to you by thoughts of the limited edition OPAL FRUITS doing the rounds

[touchingcloth]

With eleven letters, SNICKERS is the longest single-syllable word in the English language.

[Ferris]

Just had a PM from Ferris to say that this post is "completely true, factually and in spirit."

Can't believe you are sharing my PMs. Disgusted.

[Endicott]

MARATHON is 26 miles. Easily the longest word.

[touchingcloth]

MARATHON is 26 miles. Easily the longest word.

And there's an ARATHON between the first and last letters.

[Ferris]

And there's an ARATHON between the first and last letters.

Another lord of the rings nerd

[touchingcloth]

Can't believe you are sharing my PMs. Disgusted.

Well there's not exactly a market to sell them, is there? Fuck's sake.

[Ferris]

Well there's not exactly a market to sell them, is there? Fuck's sake.

PM'd latest business idea re: establishing a market for my PMs.

[Cold Meat Platter]

PM'd latest business idea re: establishing a market for my PMs.

Paedophiles

[Ferris]

Paedophiles

My PMs getting leaked again? Fucks sake.

[touchingcloth]

A pint is a round number. Of fluid ounces.

[touchingcloth]

And I don't understand old money. A shilling is five new pence but 12 old pence? Why didn't they keep the pennies the same but redefine how many pennies were in the pound?

Also a bob is 5p, not a pound. Fuck you, people from the past.

[Ferris]

A pint is a round number. Of fluid ounces.

We get 14oz and 16oz "pints" here. It's a fucking disgrace.

And I don't understand old money. A shilling is five new pence but 12 old pence? Why didn't they keep the pennies the same but redefine how many pennies were in the pound?

Also a bob is 5p, not a pound. Fuck you, people from the past.

The weirdest thing is quoting stuff in pounds, shillings and pence. Why not just say "183p" or whatever?

Breaking it out into L/S/D is like counting in binary for no reason.

[kalowski]

And I don't understand old money. A shilling is five new pence but 12 old pence? Why didn't they keep the pennies the same but redefine how many pennies were in the pound?

Also a bob is 5p, not a pound. Fuck you, people from the past.

A Bob is a shilling.