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Post some terrible recent music

Started by SullySullivan85, April 22, 2021, 05:20:34 AM

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Butchers Blind

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".

That's... something. 

Kankurette

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".
One of the comments said he sounded like Patrick Star. Which he does. Or Carlton Palmer if he'd had a stroke.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Has he got an underbite? His lower jaw keeps jutting out, like Beavis.

Twit 2

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".

This is a logical progression. First, authentically punk, Eton-educated rich kid Frank Turner copied Billy Bragg's already obnoxious vocal delivery and added an additional layer of sneering affectation. Then this man, who's presumably had some concrete fall on his head, had heard that and decided he could be even worse.

Quote from: Kankurette on October 29, 2021, 11:02:27 PM
One of the comments said he sounded like Patrick Star. Which he does. Or Carlton Palmer if he'd had a stroke.
My immediate thought was that it sounded like one of the Monty Python Gumbys.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Ron Maels Moustache on October 29, 2021, 09:34:01 PM
Far be it from me to defend this busking bell-end, but he's clearly playing with a loop pedal and overdubbing himself live (you can see him stomp in it every time he plays another guitar part)

Something that was pretty cool when KT Tunstall first used one around 20 years ago but horribly passé as it's now the exclusive domain of endless fucking Sheeran clones.

oh ok. i must say i didnt watch anymore than I needed to as to see he had no backing band. still, it's all over a drum track? not a real gig imo

idunnosomename

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".


via stephen88 in the guffaw thread

https://youtu.be/UZgOg48JNPM?t=450

looks like bellowing's the answer then

jamiefairlie

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".

Reckon he's been doing the hucklebuck a wee bit too much.

Head Gardener


idunnosomename

wish he was getting the pitchfork down from thumbs

bloom

Quote from: King Cold on April 22, 2021, 09:51:27 AMThe Reytons. Terrible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgpwvFXKi8&ab_channel=TheReytons

Unfathomably someone decided they needed to (and it doesn't appear to be a joke) make a 30 minute 'documentary' on how this lot came to be so shite: https://youtu.be/7PLwbA8BQ3A

kalowski

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PMThis got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".




The Mollusk

Cop this puddle of cold fucking diarrhoea I heard on 6 Music last night. Woefully derivative of Echo and the Bunnymen via "Sultans of Swing" filtered through sub-Alex Turner crooning revivalism. The affected warble on the vocals is particularly awful.



The Wave Pictures have been around for donkey's years, and have always seemed pleasant enough, and that would probably be OK, if derivative, without that borderline unlistenable vocal.

Kankurette

Quote from: The Mollusk on January 18, 2022, 12:19:05 PMCop this puddle of cold fucking diarrhoea I heard on 6 Music last night. Woefully derivative of Echo and the Bunnymen via "Sultans of Swing" filtered through sub-Alex Turner crooning revivalism. The affected warble on the vocals is particularly awful.

See, what really annoys me about this is that I would have liked it if the cunt hadn't ruined it with his caprine vocals. It sounds like a bad Echo and the Bunnymen parody. It even has the same whammy bar effect.

buzby

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on January 18, 2022, 01:10:21 PMThe Wave Pictures have been around for donkey's years, and have always seemed pleasant enough, and that would probably be OK, if derivative, without that borderline unlistenable vocal.
Preumably matey went into the control room after recording that vocal, heard it played back and actually didn't cringe himself inside out from embarrassment? It sounds like someone attempting impressions of Lloyd Cole and Ian McCulloch at the same time.

SteveDave

Quote from: The Mollusk on January 18, 2022, 12:19:05 PMCop this puddle of cold fucking diarrhoea I heard on 6 Music last night. Woefully derivative of Echo and the Bunnymen via "Sultans of Swing" filtered through sub-Alex Turner crooning revivalism. The affected warble on the vocals is particularly awful.


They've been peddling this for 20 years straight and they're not going to change now.

The Mollusk

Didn't realise they weren't a new band. Won't be investigating the rest of their catalogue then!

imitationleather

I thought I remembered the name The Wave Pictures from years and years ago and was surprised they're still going.

Check out the fucking size of their discography:

non capisco

Their LP 'Beer In The Breakers' is a concept album about me getting half cut on my own watching the Top Of The Pops repeats.

'The Songs Of Jason Molina', dear god. He'd struggle with the songs of Jason Donovan.

Pink Gregory

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on January 18, 2022, 01:10:21 PMThe Wave Pictures have been around for donkey's years, and have always seemed pleasant enough, and that would probably be OK, if derivative, without that borderline unlistenable vocal.

Instant Coffee Baby/If You Leave It Alone are utterly brilliant.

Does seem to be downhill from there though, and it was aaaages ago

Pink Gregory

Saw a 6music facebook post the other day, featuring Iggy Pop having some unqualified praise for yer first band in the thread The Lathums.

Takes all sorts I guess.

edit - or it might have been the Reytons, don't remember

Pauline Walnuts

Quote from: Head Gardener on November 02, 2021, 08:53:01 PMEd getting the thumbs down from Pitchfork



How brave of them, it's an improvement on the last one they reviewed. I think.

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22960-divide/

Given the choice between Ed Sheeran and Pitchfork, I think I'd rather go for ed as he wouldn't use the term 'synthetic pop music' as a negative.

Or would he? I don't know.

The Culture Bunker

'A Season in Hull' is the kind of album title Nigel Blackwell might consider for a HMHB album after overindulging on tea, hob-nobs and daytime TV, before quickly discarding it and going for a long walk to clear the head.

Kankurette


Pauline Walnuts

Having a name that sounds like Hull.

And not being Kingston upon Thames which is a lot closer to where all these popstars actually live.

jobotic

Quote from: The Culture Bunker on January 18, 2022, 08:29:28 PM'A Season in Hull' is the kind of album title Nigel Blackwell might consider for a HMHB album after overindulging on tea, hob-nobs and daytime TV, before quickly discarding it and going for a long walk to clear the head.

They already came up with Your Pretty Face is Going to Hull didn't they? Which is better