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pancreas secretly loves football

Started by Replies From View, November 23, 2021, 01:02:57 PM

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pancreas


Spoon of Ploff



"He's football crazy, he's football mad and the football, it has robbed him of the wee bit of sense he had."

Not my words, but the words of pancreas' wife, Mrs. Irene pancreas.

poo

I reckon he doesn't really like football and you're just "having a laugh" about it.

Ferris


Rizla

Nah, the only ball this cunt loves has "Farrow and" in front of it.

Glebe

He's always trying to explain the 'offside rule' (?) to everyone!

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Quote from: poo on November 23, 2021, 04:12:16 PMI reckon he doesn't really like football and you're just "having a laugh" about it.

Do we look like we're being anything other than deadly serious?!

Catalogue of ills

I have it on good authority that his favourite team is Tottenham Frotspur

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Quote from: Catalogue of ills on November 23, 2021, 06:31:16 PMI have it on good authority that his favourite team is Tottenham Frotspur

good lord!


Ferris

He wants to be getting a joke in here for me Clive.

madhair60

you bleedin' are a bloody seminar, mate!!

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pancreas has messaged me to say that he has taken the next few days off work, and cancelled his sermon on Sunday, to watch an "away" round of football somewhere!

Everyone please join me in wishing pancreas a fantastic experience of roaring, jostling crowds and a ball bouncing back and forth!

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Just got a message from pancreas saying that he is now on a coach "packed with football louts" and he isn't bothering to wear a face covering because he loves how much they all stink


HAVE A GREAT TIME PANCREAS!  WE ARE SURE YOU WILL!!

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AU LAIT, AU LAIT AU LAIT AU LAIT, AU LAIT, AU LAIT



^ singing that in your honour, pancreas!!  Have the best time "away" ever!!!

Ferris

Just heard the Château Lafite at milwall is served chilled.

On for a riot by the sounds of it.