If heaven exists

[bgmnts]

Surely one or two of the disciples were gay and possibly got it on with each other or some other hangers-on?

[idunnosomename]

I love that you know so much about this shite

well i also know a lot about the Star Wars expanded universe ("Legends")

[Mr Banlon]

No dogs in heaven.
They'd eat the abortions.

[JamesTC]

No dogs in heaven.
They'd eat the abortions.

Good doggies do go to heaven. If abortions get eaten then they shouldn't be so tasty.

[oy vey]

Surely abortions are stuck in limbo with the rest of the unbaptised. Fucking mess that limbo.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

The unbaptised have to eat something.

[JamesTC]

Fucking mess that limbo.

Like swimming in jam.

[Ham Bap]

I've always just thought the concept of heaven exists for people to console themselves when people die.
'They've gone to a better place', 'They're up there now looking down and smiling'.

It gives some meaning for exisitng when there isnt any meaning. We're just bags of meat/animals with an evolved brain who happen to exist. We're self aware and have tried to add some meaning to this whole thing when its a scientific miracle that we've come this far.

Though if Heaven exists they'd give me Cheddar McCoys to eat all the time and id watch Seinfeld and dinosaurs all the time.

[shoulders]

If heaven exists Daddy up there now with the angels and Chip Butty and gravy on the side, see you soon Dad 🍟😇🙏😭🔜