Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[Kankurette]

"I have never drawn a racist or antisemitic cartoon BLARGH BLARGH GLOBALISM."

Pull the other one, Ben.

[zomgmouse]

Why is the ground so hot it is frying the eggs where they land

Clearly Australia's fault again

[bgmnts]

Honestly, is our Ben a CIA psyop? He has to be.

[evilcommiedictator]

Justin Trudeau is somehow nibbling on his fingernail through his egg, is this a Canadian border wall?

[dissolute ocelot]

Quite like this one, the Neil Young egg in particular, just staring out at you, not arsed that he's cracked, just disapproving of all of us.


https://grrrgraphics.com/humpty-dummies/

As usual, no idea what this is about. Is it just people he doesn't like jumping off a wall?

[Fambo Number Mive]

A rather scary take from Garrison on democracies

...The problem is, it's not true. Our country was founded as a Republic, not a democracy. The word 'democracy' does not appear in our Constitution. The founding fathers were wary of democracy. They knew democracies were dangerous and unstable. They end up leading to totalitarianism. It's why Karl Marx stated, "Democracy is the road to socialism." When you hear our politicians say 'our democracy,' what they really mean is 'our socialism.'

In democracies, the people will vote for free stuff by means of stripping others of their private property. Our Republic was designed to protect individual rights. Under a democracy people will vote away such protection in favor of collective safety nets, bread and circuses, and big government control. We saw it happen in Venezuela. They used their democracy to vote for socialism and they all ended up equally poor and miserable under totalitarian rule...

I don't know where to begin with this utterly bizarre take on democracy. Ironically, Garrison's comments sound like something a dictator would say.

[Alberon]

Utterly fucking barking.

[Blumf]

It's an argument I've seen lib-right types use many times. Not sure what they think a republic is without democracy. Pretty sure I know what I'd call it.

[idunnosomename]

I mean in a way he's totally correct

[Sebastian Cobb]

this feels a bit more high-effort compared to some of them.

did smirk at the 'black lives matterhorn' that's verging on good punwork.

[beanheadmcginty]

What is the "m" word?

[privatefriend]

What is the "m" word?

Miggers

[Sebastian Cobb]

What is the "m" word?

[idunnosomename]

that's from like last year? he had to edit it to say the M-word was mouse.

this one though

By invoking the "Emergencies Act,' Trudeau has declared martial law. Now he's free to do whatever he likes to end the peaceful trucker protest. Trudeau does not need to follow the law because now he IS the law. The media machine that backs him with propaganda has announced that 'freedom' is a buzzword used by terrorists and racist white supremacists.

When corporations merge with the government, it is fascism. Trudeau has enlisted banks, without due process, to freeze the accounts of truckers and anyone who supports them. In other words, Trudeau is using banks to go after his political enemies. He is taking away their livelihoods and their liberty.

Canadians should start taking their money out of the banks.

He can arrest anyone he likes.

Hitler would be proud. Castro would be even more proud. After all, Justin is his biological son.

The evidence is concrete and Justin looks just like the Cuban dictator. Look for Trudeau to begin locking people up. It's in his DNA.

Trudeau may find great resistance to his overreach. People accustomed to freedom don't like it when it's taken away. If Trudeau begins using force, he might end up facing his own 'Ceaușescu moment.'

(Ceaușescu moment- Ceausescu was a communist dictator of Romania. He stood on the balcony addressing the people, when suddenly from below a chorus of "Down With The Tyrant!" began. The dictator is speechless, moving his lips noiselessly, then he disappears...)

what the fuck is all the biological son of Castro stuff about. surely he's taking the piss falling for that

[Ferris]

If only there was a Canadian on here with post-graduate academic study focusing on Canadian constitutional law, political federalism, and operational public administration. He would likely be very handsome and able to explain why that doesn't make sense.


...alas

[Sonny_Jim]

Yeah but he looks like Castro, which means he can lock people up.  Duuuh.

[Dex Sawash]

what the fuck is all the biological son of Castro stuff about. surely he's taking the piss falling for that

There was an SNL skit in my childhood where a gag was someone saying "I did coke with Hamilton Jordan* and I had sex with Margaret Trudeau" as a sort of eleveneriffe comment. Assume news of the day was rumo(u)rs of inFidelity. Who knows why I remember that from a forgotten skit.




*Carter administration cabinet or staffer who did coke

[Dex Sawash]

did smirk at the 'black lives matterhorn' that's verging on good punwork.

Does disney own pixar? Black Lives Mater from Cars is right there. Maybe he recognized his audience spells matter with 1 t or he can't draw a tow truck

[Ant Farm Keyboard]

Trudeau being Castro's illegitimate son is one of the old canards about him, along with him being gay or on the brink of divorce. Just like Ilhan Omar married her own brother to get him a green card, Kamala Harris' ascension comes from affairs with multiple high-ranking Democrats, Michelle Obama was born Michael, and her daughters were adopted, etc.

[bgmnts]

Castro is so fucking cool, it would be ace to be his illegitimate son.

[kngen]

If only there was a Canadian on here with post-graduate academic study focusing on Canadian constitutional law, political federalism, and operational public administration. He would likely be very handsome and able to explain why that doesn't make sense.


...alas

What's the deal with the Ukranian fascist presence in Canada since WWII? Did they not fancy Argentina then?

[retsuza]

practically begging for a cum edit

[idunnosomename]

Trump had four years to drain that. Sad!

[Ferris]

What's the deal with the Ukranian fascist presence in Canada since WWII? Did they not fancy Argentina then?

Canada had a huge influx of Ukrainian immigration in the 20th century, mostly settling the prairies. I'd guess that has something to do with it but otherwise no idea.

[Catalogue Trousers]

That cartoon really is pretty much just 'you smell of poo and wee', isn't it? Pretty much on a par with everything else that Garrison's puked up, then.

[beanheadmcginty]

Is the vulture supposed to be Fred Dinenage?

[bgmnts]

The arrow pointing at the snake's belly got me good.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

What is the "m" word?

Meggings

[idunnosomename]

Any cartoons of Putin as a bloodied octopus grasping Ukraine? No. he's been quite boring in his toons, but his takes. wow! it's like the Russia apologists aren't on the left at all!

all his shit about subscribing to his NFTs etc cut out

IT'S TIME TO DE-ESCALATE THE ESCALATORS.
We know the propaganda generated by corporate media is scripted by the globalist oligarchy and CIA.

For nearly two years the over-paid talking heads told us the mRNA vaccines were 'safe and effective' when they were anything but. Those who refused the vaccines were vilified and demonized as 'anti-vaxxers' who were 'anti-science.' Free speech was destroyed. Vaccine passports were deployed. It turned out the vaccines were far more dangerous than Covid-19 and its variants. The mainstream media are liars. Why would we think they're not lying about the war in Ukraine? None of their war propaganda can be trusted.

Fox News and CNN want us to believe that Putin attacked because he wants to restore the old Soviet Union. They keep telling us he's mentally imbalanced. In reality, he was provoked by war mongering politicians in the west. The legacy media are cheerleading the war. Those who want to adhere to the advice of our founding fathers and avoid foreign entanglements are now being demonized as 'isolationists.'

The simple truth is Putin didn't want Ukraine to become part of NATO. His was a reasonable request that was contemptuously spit upon by the likes of Biden.

Thanks to Obama funding a regime change, Ukraine became a haven for kickbacks, corruption, and money laundering.

Hunter Biden raked in millions of dollars in graft and so did relatives of many corrupt US politicians. There were seven bioweapons labs near Ukraine's border. Russia naturally saw those as a threat and destroyed them. Our government then scrubbed their existence from the Internet.There's no reason to push an expanding NATO empire onto the doorstep of Russia. In fact, when the Soviet Union fell, the archaic NATO should have fallen along with it. Let everyone fund their own defense and mind their own business. Remember, WWI began due to complex alliances and entangling agreements. That war was illogical and WWIII will be the same if we allow ourselves to be talked into it.

Ukraine isn't worth nuclear war. In this instance America should mind its own business. Many multi-millionaire media personalities disagree with me, of course. Sean Hannity, for example. He proposed sending NATO fighter jets to bomb the Russian convoy, but do it anonymously so Putin wouldn't know who did it. Not content to leave that bit of moronic strategy on the table, Hannity also proposed to take out the Russian leader. "Cut off the head of the snake," as he put it. Sean is warmonger.

Other war escalators include his regular guest, Mark Levin, who is loudly beating his war drum these days. Like Sean, Mark is fabulously rich. You can bet that neither of them will go to Ukraine and fight for 'Democracy' there. Their weapons are their tongues, which they enjoy wagging. Their allies include George Soros and Klaus Schwab–oligarchs for the New World Order. One Ukrainian politician even proudly stated that they were fighting for that 'order,' which promotes a one-world government. The globalists want to conquer Russia. Anti-Russian sentiment among our media and politicians has been ongoing for a long time. Hillary was eager to attack Russia and probably would have had she become president.

The globalist oligarchs who helped steal the election for Biden are billionaires many times over. Some are probably trillionaires, but you can't mention who they are with out getting smeared. They are the ones who own Fox News and CNN. Look up BlackRock and Vanguard. They own most of the shares in our media companies. The Federal Reserve has been pumping countless billions of dollars into the stock market bubble for many years and those two entities buy up selected stocks. Who owns BlackRock and Vanguard? The central bankers, of course. Who owns the central bankers? Some very rich families who control the west. THOSE are the oligarchs who should have their wealth confiscated, not the Russian ones.

We should confiscate Bill Gates' wealth for pushing deadly vaccines. We should confiscate Zuckerberg's fortune because he trampled our free speech and then spent many millions of dollars to help sway and steal our presidential election. Our oligarchs are the ones escalating war because they don't want Putin to initiate a break from their world currency: The US Dollar. They especially don't want him to make his currency based on gold. Remember Gaddafi attempted that and Hillary had him whacked.

It's time to de-escalate the escalators.

— Ben Garrison

only funny thing in the cartoon (it's a literal escalator, with the escalators on, of course) is that Hillary is going "heh heh!" like a Kelly.

there's also an absolutely massive rant about currency which absolutely no one will care about but is back to his roots ranting against the federal reserve or whatever before he put all his chips on Trump. his income must've taken a hit since that train came off the rails

[Ant Farm Keyboard]

Now that you mention the Federal Reserve, here's a little nugget I'd like to share.

Some Putin supporters (well, people who say that Russia had some valid reasons to attack Ukraine) have been sharing the words of one Bryce Mitchell, UFC fighter, about the Biden crime family's ties with Ukraine and the Federal Reserve.

https://nypost.com/2022/03/09/ufc-fighter-bryce-mitchell-says-evil-has-taken-over-america-and-we-aint-afraid-of-it/

I searched for this guy, who had been turned into an authority on the situation, and saw some muscular redneck, who looked a little dumb, but, hey, looks can't be deceiving.
Yet, while I was busy doing my own research, I saw some reports that suggested something more than mere stupidity.
Four years ago, the guy was doing some woodwork at home, drilling holes in boards. At some point he had the idea to store his power drill in a pocket of his trousers. The drill then went on (he hadn't bothered to lock it) drilling the pocket, his briefs, and ultimately his nutsack.

https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/ufc-fighter-bryce-mitchell-details-gruesome-groin-injury-suffered-in-power-drill-accident/amp/

As his ducts were all tangled over the drill bit, just like spaghetti over a fork, he untangled himself by putting the drill on revert.

A couple of hours later, even before getting stitched, he shared all of this over Facebook and Twitter, including a photo of his bloody briefs.

"so i was gunna train today but i ripped my nutsack in half. im bout to get stitched up. i was holdn a board over my head with a drill n my pants. i was sizin up the board n the drill went off n tangled my nuts up n it. i dropped the board and reversed the drill and untangled my nutsack but they was ripped n half."

But, yeah, trust the guy who nearly kebab-ed his own balls.