Eurovision Song Contest 2022 - Russines eunt domus

[greencalx]

This is the defibrillator to that run of VF.

[imitationleather]

It's like this every day in Moldova, y'know

[badaids]

No wonder Transnistria is getting itchy feet.

[Natnar]

Worst one so far.

[sevendaughters]

Tony Hawks played every one of those guys at tennis

[Crabwalk]

They did a brilliant one about ten years ago too, with unicycles and a monocle

[daf]

20 |    Sweden :  Cornelia Jakobs – "Hold Me Closer"   

[Inspector Norse]

That was absolutely dreadful but at least they cracked a smile. They should have roped in the lads from Azerbaijan, Belgium and Germany to do a dance and cheer up a bit.

[danwho9]

Swedish Sia time

[jobotic]

They clearly said THE BALLADS ARE OVER

[non capisco]

YOU SAID NO MORE BALLADS, NORTON.

[biniput]

NOT ANOTHER FUCKING DULL BALLAD.

[Crabwalk]

Why do Sweden always cheat by doing something properly competent

[sevendaughters]

apropos of nothing I was once in a pub in Stockholm and everyone was as good looking as this

[daf]

Cracking open the emergency Dairy Milk.

[sevendaughters]

Cracking open the emergency Dairy Milk.

euphemism of the night

[imitationleather]

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT PULL THE SHUTTERS DOWN

I'M STOPPING THE BALLADS... FOR THREE MINUTES

[Poobum]

Not that bad. Interesting voice.

[jobotic]

apropos of nothing I was once in a pub in Stockholm and everyone was as good looking as this

Everyone?

Fancy yourself a bit dontcha

[Crabwalk]

Get with the spirit daf and go for a milka or something

[bgmnts]

Pop bot #1457 singing in that stupid voice.  Although she at least has a subtle Cery Matthews rasp.

Can we raise Bjork back from the dead?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

It's loud and therefore not a ballad

[daf]

The Sniffing Mikas Bum Sketch

[sevendaughters]

Everyone?

Fancy yourself a bit dontcha

except me natch, I look like one of Subwolffer

[Captain Z]

Maybe some sherbert for Maneskin...

[non capisco]

Imagine being stuck in a lift with Mika.

[badaids]

Mika doing his autocue version of Sunscreen here.

[Inspector Norse]

Singer lives near my local supermarket

[danwho9]

Not a fucking Sheldon.

[badaids]

Mika a bit Gervaisian with the old laugh there.